Budpod With Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

51! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang discuss Scouse Samuel L Jackson, are aliens feeding us microchips? Wiccans, incels, what are your existential near misses? Were you a child alchemist? Knife fighting club. Phil fears concussion and comedian Kieran Boyd fears veins despite loving Death Metal. Everyone’s job is to die. Who will lose against Donald Trump? Priti Patel is a pure villain. Correspondence: Phil has a lesbian personals lookalike, a poo-kiss on the sack, more jazz names,  and THE MOST PRIVATELY DEVASTATING AND VIVID POO STORY WE HAVE EVER READ – THE NADIR Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half Century! Naughty Numbers and their genders – do YOU agree? The worst parts of the body and our useless flesh cages.  Engineering Urban Myths. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss their drag names. Coronavirus update from Leeds. Chinese ghosts and vampires. The Sandlerennaissance! What’s the worst reality show Phil would do? Why do Ant and Dec keep working? Heavy metal tat song. Correspondence: cow and chicken, courage the cowardly dog and more, wintergreen sweets, bad grandma’s cereal soup, post-zoo cider farts, and feeding tacos to your inner bitch.  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondent’s Valentine’s Dinner! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang answer your emails. Phil practices his Bath accent, Pierre talks about shredded miners, they talk about Popeye. Correspondence includes MORE TAT, a fantastic Norway poo, what does BITCH stand for, a hotel poo story that not even HER HUSBAND knows about!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sovereignty Pod! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang are FREE AT LAST! Fishing is important, EU sadness or not sadness, Michelin stars and birthday mysteries from the maître d. Wine is to Phil what guns are to Pierre. 1917 is a brilliant film obviously and Pierre’s reading books suspiciously. Phil’s on tour! What’s Pierre’s version of blackface? Does Phil have coronavirus?  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Birthpod 2: Rise of Pierre! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about Hitman the games, the Astrology epidemic and both being Aquarius. Pierre was a caesarean goth baby. Body hair and shaving/waxing boys? The Wolf People of Mexico. Chinese pirate queen. Fukboiz getting into star charts and how to try to beat their evolutionary adaptability – the route to a new renaissance? Medical advances? Correspondence and tat!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil’s birth pod! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss Wikipedia identity theft, Birthday Pods, gambling and monkey brain, zoos, going to the dentist, being near-mint condition, tat attack AND correspondence! Orwell’s apps, bum bubbles. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brimful of splasher! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang talk about their Poo Years Resopooshits, the Frank Skinner West End run, routine and WE TACKLE SOME MORE CORRESPONDENCE! Such as: riding a bike with no hands, spinning tower restaurants, The Shame In Spain Falls Mainly On My Brain, The Pit Shit, toilet tat, toilet codes, and many more!   Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crappy Poo Smear! It’s 2020! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about new years, rogue testicles, octopus salad, How Are You, Raging Ball, piles of piles, circumcision and lots of lovely correspondence! Reach out thebudpod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie bring you a freshly wrapped audio gift! A festive episode full of silly fun, Phil and Pierre swap GIFts, baby detectives, Christmas snails, lovely festive tat, eating things alive, dipping turkey, the Queen’s speech, the meat tree, zwartepiet, Jim Carrey’s weird brain, crying at Christmas films, kids want to sleep with cartoon animals, Pierre waxes lyrical about Bedknobs and Broomsticks, some GOOD correspondence, have a good festive season! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Election Reaction! Well listeners, hope you’re ready to be privatised and eat chlorine chicken. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie react to the election and try to find some silver linings. They talk about the poshest Tory election party they ever went to, appearing on an online stream, armies of Ghost Voters, make fun of conspiracy theorists and they work on their Italian Londoner accents! Pierre did an ART for charity, check it out at the Fiumano Clase gallery if you like and talks about encountering a PodBud in the airport and Phil scared the shit out of a fan onboard a flight.  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondents’ Christmas Dinner! A very high yuletide standard! Lots of founding farters too. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie touch upon local museums, shiny glass pebbles, The Order of The Brown Cloth, our second ever Dangerous Handshake, Tin Foil Anus, Dick Amulets and the Poo Blenders, Icelandic law and a kinky stinky story, another Budpod BudBaby story and, to close, a lovely hotdog from an oversized two-year-old son. Please subscribe and rate us five stars on iTunes! Get in touch @thebudpod on twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

40 today! Mid-life crisis! Phil is eating chocolate because he is a revolting boy. Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang discuss Ren and Stimpy close ups, inventing things that already exist, surfers surfing into poo, Mayan wheels, Pierre and Frank looking at artefacts like REAL celebrities, Phil had a stomach bug and OOOWEE! But who is to blame? Pierre’s beefy bakewell. What other flavour combinations are unacceptable? More jazz names! Marshmallow roots! Correspondence too: our bum bum talk nearly ruined an anniversary party, can you chop a mountain, Sue Perkins break up and a great Okay Thank You from Lauren who coins a great new term. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lucky numbers, everyone will have their own church bell for 15 minutes, Wang's been in China! One of us never broke into a school – it's worth licking an alcy. Ghost ship lollipop, SJW Barbie, Woody was a confederate, noncebag featuring Prince Andrew, Epstein Brain, Paedo Dinner Party Conundrum! LOADS OF TAT but no sketches this week, sorry! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 38 POP FIZZ CLINK What is England’s tourism jingle? Visit Wales – you won’t even notice for a bit! Phil’s tour is already selling out! Safari tips. MORE TAT ATTACK! Phil and Pierre dissect the circumstances and fate of Uncle Fatty. Who runs Monkey Fat Camp? Correspondence includes: hospital poo inspection, the verb “to mud”, Irish vampires, Full Monkey Jacket. Get in touch! @thebudpod thebudpod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attack Of The Tat! Rock out to some AdRock! Phil’s voice, right to bear cans will never be abused, Phil is off to China, who looks English? THE VERY FIRST TAT ATTACK! We’ve been enjoying all the awful TAT you’ve sent us, including SIX LITTLE STORIES WITH A LOT OF MEANING. Phil is still angry about Task Master. Check out Johnny White’s latest show on BandCamp here! https://johnnywhitereallyreally.bandcamp.com/album/unending-torment Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 36! BudSquared! It’s a telephone pod! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang talk about the rugby world cup, learning mathematics from 17thcentury warfare games, we admit being in the Illuminati again, being near water makes you wise, Japan is a nation of ASMR. We also discuss how the Tories have kicked off their election campaign by returning to their insane, evil roots and how the population might be a gimp. Some good correspondence too! Phil went on a DREAM date with HOOP earrings, Number Weapons Matt gets back in touch to describe a very cringe moment indeed and Angus breaks Phil’s heart with regards to the blackcurrent flavour Lemsip. Get in touch at @thebudpod on Twitter or thebudpod@gmail.com! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 35! Correspondents’ Dinner Three: BudPod and The Prisoner of Azkaban!  Lots of cry laughing in this one. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie indulge in their RIGHT TO BEAR CANS and go through your fantastic correspondence. The boys discuss genealogy, imperialism and vasectomies. Are YOU a Founding Farter? Do the boys reference poo a lot? Yes, but only via the works of Alan Moore and Germaine Greer! Why not sit on my ass and see how hard it is? Correspondence includes: wiping your bum on a wet hill, Louis Armstrong’s favourite laxative, using toilet paper mummy hands to pick up dumps (what if poos were alive?), friendly French urinal gay guy, poo-filled harem pants and a naughty story from DEADLINE NEWS! WHAT A SCOOP! thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laksa Splitpants! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie vaguely bring back number weapons. Phil got a massage from Wikipedia disguised as a Japanese guy.Pierre’s lost his Laksa Virginity! They’ve been up to their balls in laksa at Sambal Shiok just off Holloway Road. The boys enjoyed some soft-core prawns that make Phil want to believe in intelligent design. What animals are letters? Giraffe’s are a giant h. PodBuds are now so good at tagging bad Brexit jokes on twitter that people fear them. Do you wash your hair before, after or even DURING your haircut? Have you ever grossed out your barber? We discuss a Question Time idiot and Belfast and get distracted by a rainbow before the Laksa made us fall asleep like little BABIES. The harrowing truth behind The Simpsons and the revolting aspects of twee home decorations and greetings cards. Correspondence: Chinese Slugs! Split pants!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33! It’s the Jesus Episode! Midlife Christis! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss the different stages of life crisis, monks trapped in statues, what would you burn yourself to death for? Lemsip or crusty rolls? Deadline news! Gregory P Mango! (We now think he is some kind of journalist!) Novellie talks dice collections and shiny shiny rocks for fish tanks. We talk about Pierre’s pogs and Phil’s obsession with Detective Barbie. Correspondence! It turns out we are VILE AND ABSURD, Billy’s dad shat on a runway, walking like a testicle duck and Phil is off to do Roast Battle with our very own Fern Brady! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thirty poo! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie engage in some BAKE OFF CHAT! It’s a poopy start, beware. We are products of our parents’ anuses. PHIL WAS ON GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF EXTRA SLICE. He met a sexy baby and Stacey OBSEEEEEESSSSSED Dooley! Pierre is suspicious of public cakes and Phil hates huggers. Phil gets Baby Spice to admit her darkest preferences. We pick over Justin Trudeau’s blackface and brownface obsession and cancellation in general: WHAT’S IN YOUR CANCELLATION SURVIVAL PACK? In the correspondence we pay tribute to the SHAKESPEARE of podcasts: Adam Buxton. Bear buttplugs, shart and cancellation insurance, some poops and a REAL Hostel Horror Story! Also including Bake Off Innuendo and racist David Bowie. @thebudpod on Twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.