Roz & Mocha

On this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show Podcast, we’re heading back to 2013 for some classic Bedtime with the Damnits! In honour of Robert Munsch, we relive the heartfelt moment when Maurie read Love You Forever to Matthew. And because one story is never enough, we’re bringing you even more bedtime magic with Goodnight Moon and Jim Carrey’s whimsical kids book How Roland Rolls. Cozy up and enjoy these unforgettable Damnits moments!

This week on The FML Podcast, listeners share their most personal dilemmas—from Aileen’s secret crush on a cop she keeps running into, to Stella’s frustration with her best friend’s chaotic dating life, and Caitlin’s emotional journey rebuilding her life after a devastating house fire. Real stories, real emotions, and Roz and Mocha’s signature mix of empathy and humour.

Mocha’s battling a stubborn canker sore and Roz offers a hilariously gross fix. Shem’s beard dilemma sparks debate, Roz falls asleep before a major fight, and Maurie surprises the team with unsolicited massages—plus he hits the mic with golf jokes while emceeing a charity tournament. Maddie Phillips from Gen-V Season 2 joins the show, and the crew weighs in on whether “snow” deserves a spot in the Toy Hall of Fame.

From emotional support alligators getting banned at Walmart to Ed Sheeran planning a posthumous album, this week’s News Pod dives into wild headlines. Brian Cox flashes a TIFF audience, Netflix drops a trailer for Monster: The Ed Gein Story, and Coldplay is set to break Taylor Swift’s tour record. Plus, gas prices drop in the GTA, and Robert Munsch is approved for medical assistance in dying.

In this week’s Deep Dive, the crew tackles some wild listener questions, from choosing between bad breath or worse body odor, to who they'd trust in a high-stakes rescue or bank heist. There’s also a hilarious attempt at celebrity impressions, a debate over which iconic actors should be erased from film history, and a nostalgic sing-along request that sparks some unexpected performances.

Ever wondered what your coworkers would do if they were invisible for a day? On today’s episode, the team dives into hilarious hypotheticals—from supermarket search strategies to sitting vs. standing bathroom preferences. We also find out who’s most likely to crush it at mini golf, whether Roz still rocks makeup post-ET Canada, and if this crew would actually hang out if work didn’t bring them together. It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s very us.

Roz gets hilariously stuck on the name of Jack Dorsey’s new app “Bitchat,” while Mocha shares a viral Aussie accent trick that has everyone laughing. The team dives into Roz’s new microwave egg recipe, and Shem reacts to the twisted movie Bring Her Back. Plus, Maurie hits the TIFF red carpet with Matthew McConaughey, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sydney Sweeney, and Baz Luhrmann!

This episode is a hilarious throwback and total chaos in the best way. First, we revisit the moment Roz had to learn how to take a selfie—back in 2015, when apparently no one knew how. Then things get physical as Roz cracks Mocha's back live on air. And in a truly ridiculous twist, the conversation about celebrity assistants leads to a demand for being carried like a baby to the bathroom. Yes, really.

This week on the FML Podcast, listeners shared some truly raw and relatable struggles. From a devastating financial betrayal that left one person drowning in debt, to a car owner battling a failing engine and shady rental charges, the stress was real. Another listener opened up about the emotional toll of a crumbling family life, juggling divorce, caregiving, and a heartbreaking diagnosis. And for parents, the preschool drop-off drama hit close to home, with tears and tough transitions. These stories remind us that life can be messy—but you're never alone in it.

Mocha and Maurie attempt to set a wild record for the longest high-five ever—lasting over 11 minutes—and the reactions are priceless. Roz gets hilariously heated over a coffee mix-up that spirals into a debate about credit and gratitude. Plus, Roz shares an embarrassing moment at Giant Tiger that’ll make you cringe and cackle. And from the red carpet at TIFF, Maurie chats with Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Russell Crowe, Rami Malek, Guillermo del Toro, Ryan Reynolds, Jude Law, Jason Bateman, and Jodie Foster!

Lady Gaga takes over Scotiabank Arena with back-to-back shows, while Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather stun fans with a surprise fight announcement. Speed cameras are mysteriously being cut down across Toronto, and Ontario’s minimum wage is set to rise. Plus, Maurie hits the TIFF red carpet with Ryan Reynolds and Colin Hanks for the emotional John Candy: I Like Me documentary.

This week on the Roz & Mocha DM Deep Dive Podcast: We’re getting personal and a little weird! From gnarly cooking habits and toilet stains to the eternal debate of round vs. square pizza — it’s all on the table. Plus, we test someone’s Guyanese card with a lesson in “broughtupsy,” and things get awkward when one of the team tries to shoot their shot live on-air. And if you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own broadcasting school, you’re not alone — we might just be building one.

Ever been blamed for something you did in your partner’s dream? Roz & Mocha dive into the hilarious reality of dream grudges. After 16 years together, do they ever feel stuck in a routine? Plus, travel tips for flying with a toddler and a teen, and the ultimate question: would you rather sit on Maurie’s lap or let him sit on yours?

Maurie kicks off the week in full back-to-school fashion, Roz & Mocha celebrate 16 years on air with surprise calls and laughs, Shem nails a viral Jet2Holidays parody, and the team reveals their TIFF movie debut—plus wild stories, heartfelt listener moments, and a spooky chat with the stars of The Conjuring: Last Rites.

With TIFF kicking off its 50th anniversary, we’re throwing it back to some wild and unforgettable festival moments! In 2014, Maurie sat down with Benedict Cumberbatch to talk The Imitation Game — and got him to rate his British accent. That same year, Angelina Jolie wasn’t doing press for The Breadwinner, but Maurie got her to stop and answer one bold question. And in 2013, we somehow convinced Daniel Radcliffe that fans wanted him cast in Fifty Shades of Grey. TIFF chaos at its finest!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: One listener is struggling with a partner who quit their job and hasn’t found the motivation to get back out there, while another is dealing with the emotional fallout of being forced out of a workplace they once thrived in. Plus, a parent shares the hilarious and slightly concerning story of their teen daughter falling head-over-heels… for ChatGPT. Real stories, real drama — and a whole lot of “FML” moments.

The Damnits take on spelling bee chaos, Maurie and Matthew try to solve duck math, and the team attempts the “Ginger Ninja” tongue twister — spoiler: everyone fails. Plus, Roz reveals what it might take for him to commute with Maurie again.

Mitch Marner opens up about leaving the Leafs over safety concerns, Lady Gaga drops a new song for Wednesday Season 2, Doug Ford goes off on Crown Royal, and Ridley Scott confirms Gladiator 3. Plus, viral hoaxes, celeb drama, scams, and a hot mic moment about immortality

From the emotional pull of reconnecting with someone from your past, to surprising things the team has learned about each other over the years — like toilet habits and unexpected hobbies — it’s all on the table. We also explore strange turn-ons, fictional wardrobes, and whether Maurie’s dad sounds like Hank Hill. 

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew tackles everything from warning labels and soap scents to unexpected family ties—like what happens if your partner turns out to be your third cousin? Roz shares why he left TV but stayed in radio, and things get competitive when the team imagines a pickleball match: who’s partnering up, and who’s taking the win?