Roz & Mocha

Shem defends his top-button fashion choice, Mocha shares his unexpected love for the Back to the Future musical, and Roz reveals he lost all his phone contacts. Maurie hits Fan Expo, and we hear from a woman ranting about everything from measuring cups to phone storage. Plus, a Toronto man loses $200K in a romance scam, Mocha and Maurie try to break the high-five world record, and we chat with Flo Rida, Robbie Amell, and the cast of Wednesday. Also, would you live full-time on a cruise ship? One couple did—and Shem’s all in.

As we celebrate 16 incredible years of The Roz & Mocha Show, this Retro Podcast is all about YOU — the amazing fans who’ve made it all possible. We're throwing it back to some unforgettable calls: the passionate defense of fourarms being sexy, a runway-worthy chat about the perfect strut songs, and the hilarious moment someone took issue with Maurie’s movie list. It’s weird, wild, and wonderfully YOU — just the way we like it.

This episode of the FML Podcast brings you real-life updates from listeners who’ve shared their journeys with us. One caller reflects on how advice from the show helped them break out of their shell and eventually find love — even listening back to their original episode during a road trip with their now-partner. Another shares the shock of discovering a surprise pregnancy, while a newlywed opens up about the pressure from family to start having kids right away. It’s honest, heartfelt, and full of the moments that make FML so relatable.

Shem accidentally puts laxative in his hair, Roz imagines fighting kids for cash, and Maurie celebrates his first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season. Plus, a bizarre Toronto towel swap flyer, listener reactions to the Jonas Brothers concert, and Roz’s rant about people filming themselves eating.

Lil Nas X makes headlines after being arrested and hospitalized for wandering the streets in his underwear, while Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi surprise fans with the announcement of their adopted baby girl. Erik Menendez is denied parole, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement continues to dominate the internet. Oasis reunites in Toronto, Benson Boone’s stage design sparks unexpected reactions, and Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters tops the box office. Plus, Bruce Willis’ wife shares a heartbreaking update on his health, and Spotify introduces in-app messaging. From viral chaos to emotional moments, we’ve got all the stories you need to hear.

This week’s Deep Dive takes you from Port Dalhousie to Grand Turk as the team shares their favourite summer spots, debates Roz vs. John Tesh, and reveals how Roz is surviving cottage life with no AC. It’s sweaty, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Ever wondered what’s harder—walking up 40 flights of stairs or walking down them? We dive into that surprisingly tricky debate. Then, things get weird: what would you do if you looked in the mirror and saw a completely different face staring back at you? Plus, we get personal—what’s one piece of advice your parents gave that you ignored, but now wish you hadn’t? It’s a mix of physical challenge, surreal self-reflection, and heartfelt hindsight.

Shem gets mysterious compliments about his scent but refuses to reveal his cologne, sparking debate in the studio. Roz shares his strict charcuterie board preferences, and the team reacts to a wild story from Anna, whose mom faked her death when she was nine. Plus, Mocha defends his old Hulk Hogan-inspired moustache, Roz dreams up a “Roztaurant,” and Emma Memma joins the show to talk about her final performance at the CNE.

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re heading back to school! We flash back to 2013 for some grown-up advice, hear what kids had to say in 2014, and revisit a fan favourite—Back to School Math with Maurie. Class is in session!

This week on the FML Podcast, we hear from listeners navigating heartbreak, loneliness, and the pursuit of super fandom. Jessica pleads her case to be recognized as a true Roz & Mocha superfan after nine years of loyal listening, while Steffi wrestles with what to do with Lady Gaga tickets gifted by her now ex-boyfriend. Jeff reflects on ending a 19-year relationship that never made it to marriage, and Erin shares her anxiety about living alone for the first time as her fiancé travels to Manitoba to care for his sick grandmother.

Mocha returns from vacation to a flood of messages, while Roz gets none. The team tackles the “Unique New York” tongue twister with hilarious results, and Maurie shares his pricey plumbing disaster. A listener calls in to celebrate a shared birthday with her mom, and another reveals she got a tattoo of the show’s signatures. Maurie and his nanny dine 150 feet in the air at the CNE, and Roz rants about cyclists and e-bike riders hogging sidewalks. Plus, Google’s AI gets Shem’s relationship status hilariously wrong, and Maurie chats with Riz Ahmed about his new film.

Canadian swimmer Summer McIntosh dominates the world championships with three gold medals, while Air Canada’s strike ends after a mediated agreement, allowing flights to resume. Doug Ford slams Stelco’s CEO over U.S. tariffs, and Donald Trump increases tariffs on Canadian goods to 35%. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan’s coroner report confirms heart issues, Justin Timberlake reveals his battle with Lyme disease, and a Delta flight makes an emergency landing after severe turbulence. Plus, a widow preserves her late husband’s Steelers tattoo by framing his skin, and a Michelin-starred chef creates a burger made from cat food.

With back-to-school season just around the corner, Roz & Mocha are taking a trip down memory lane and diving into some big life questions. In this episode, they reflect on their favorite school memories—from unforgettable classroom moments to the friendships that shaped them. They also explore the kinds of life experiences everyone should have at least once, and share the lessons their kids picked up early that they wish they had learned themselves. Plus, the team discusses powerful quotes and dialogues from movies and TV shows that left a lasting impact. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and heartfelt episode that blends nostalgia with life wisdom—perfect for anyone gearing up for a new season of change.

We’re turning the spotlight on YOU in this Summer Special featuring some of the wild, weird, and wonderful calls we’ve received this year! From birthday song requests, to the listener who has no idea what we even look like. Plus, calls full of love… and even one from a hater. You’ll also hear from Mocha and Jenna as we celebrate the unforgettable moments that only you could give us.

All summer long we’re bringing the heat—this time with the wildest, weirdest, most jaw-dropping Helluva Stories you’ve shared with us. In this special edition, we revisit some of the most unforgettable tales: a survivor who lived through a plane crash, a man with a shocking fingernail collection, a flight attendant’s run-in with the passengers from hell, and a woman whose ex-husband ran a Ponzi scheme. These stories are anything but ordinary—because on this show, we don’t just tell stories… we tell Helluva Stories.

Back by popular demand! As part of our Summer Special series, we're revisiting one of the most iconic episodes ever — The Roast of Roz Weston! Originally recorded for Roz’s 50th birthday, this unforgettable celebration features special guests Russell Peters and Scott McGillivray, plus a surprise musical performance from Shawn Desman. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and absolutely savage. ReLove the Roast!

This summer, we’re turning up the heat—and the frustration! It’s our ultimate collection of your biggest vents of the year so far. From the mom who found out her son was secretly peeing the bed, to rants about slow drivers, and full-on outrage over people FaceTiming in public—nothing was too petty or too real for you to sound off about. If you’ve ever wanted to scream “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”—this one’s for you.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re letting our hair down — literally. It’s all about hair! Back in 2014, Roz revealed he once shaved his chest hair into the shape of a giant “V” and proudly rocked the look. In 2013, Roz questioned whether he had “anime hair”… and the team had thoughts. And from 2015, for reasons still unclear, Maurie randomly called Roz to ask: how much does hair actually weigh? It’s the hairy moments you didn’t know you needed — all on this week’s Retro Show!

It’s a Roz & Mocha Summer Special! When news breaks or a weird survey needs answers, there’s only one man for the job — Damnit Maurie. In this episode, we round up some of the best man-on-the-street moments of the year, as Maurie hits the pavement to get your hot takes on everything from viral headlines to the most random questions we could think of.

Roz is once again raging about bananas — and the passion runs deep. We also get into the daily spider standoff happening in Roz’s bathtub and why a plastic cup is now part of his morning routine. Plus, the weird new debate: do you dry your feet on a towel… or just the floor? The everyday things that somehow turn into chaos — it’s all in the Deep Dive.