Double Deuce Podcast

Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren’t great, I’m letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake from State Farm should ever call all the people still loyal to his banner together to fight in his army to retake his title, Nelson will march to war for him! If Nelson should die laying siege to State Farm Castle in honor of his lord, he’s gonna make sure to wedge his corpse into a door and here’s why! Everybody knows State Farm’s corporate HQ is a castle! Will got a dog and it’s fun for the whole family! Explosive diarrhea doesn’t make a great first impression! The Goldfish trick! There’s no rule against Will’s dog playing organized sports! Our new curling team! More endings than Lord of the Rings! Hey, you know, l