No-budget Nightmares

Ah, Todd Sheets. So we meet again. NIGHTMARE ASYLUM pushed us to our limits, but that was a cake-walk compared to the BLOOD-CURDLING TERROR present in SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH. Who likes incomprehensible dialogue? How about acting that would be booed off the stage at a kindergarten play? We’ve got crotchety old men and a bevy of ladies in mom jean-shorts and bulky, early 90s sweaters! We’ve got eyeball tricks, wooden stake-fu and a plot that only runs 69 minutes and *still* feels overlong. There’s much madness here, so join Sweetback and Moe as they celebrate Todd Sheets’ birthday in fine style – you’ll be glad you did.