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The main news of the week is about a game that nobody likes and nobody expected to like very much. Jeff and J.D., meanwhile, tried to see if the new Resident Evil will scare the pants off of them like the games it's taken inspiration from. In other news, rumors and half-truths about the NX continue, from unusual sources, a dude left sensitive files in yet another bar, and, nope, fighting games still aren't very fun.