Emergency Exit Podcast Network

This week, we unsheath our sarcasm and slice into Machete—Robert Rodriguez’s blood-slick love letter to grindhouse excess. Elise, Anthony, and Nick hack through the plot with all the subtlety of a weed whacker to the face, marveling at the gloriously over-the-top kills, meat thermometer gags, and the sheer machismo that is Danny Trejo. From CGI-removed underwear to incestuous pool parties, nothing is off limits—least of all Steven Seagal’s wig or Jessica Alba’s career choices. Elise drops in with fresh eyes (and a little shell shock), while Nick and Anthony gleefully recount their favorite absurdities, including the unstoppable growth of Machete’s actual machete. There are dick kicks, dick jokes, and a pretty impressive discussion about motorcycle makeouts and OSHA violations. There's something for everyone, even Fairweather Fan Geoff: callback riffs, conspiracy-level deep dives into Rodriguez’s stunt casting, and even a peek at what "Machete Kills… in Space" could’ve been. Plus, if you like your fan engageme