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David and Brad return from their summer hiatus to survey the magnificent wreckage of American civilization, where zombie squirrels roam the land, food influencers dodge oncoming vehicles, and Democrats argue that violent crime isn't that bad.Trump continues his exhausting winning streak by actually cleaning up Washington D.C., while his legal persecutors discover the ancient art of the boomerang—turns out mortgage fraud investigations work both ways. Meanwhile, Cracker Barrel's new CEO decides the best way to honor Americana is to eliminate everything American about it, because nothing says "business genius" like alienating your entire customer base for woke points.Plus: Generation Z declares war on millennial workout pants. It's episode 298 of truth bombs, logic grenades, and the increasingly surreal reality of a nation that's forgotten how to think straight.