Moving To Philadelphia

Wellness is pursued from the outside in and from the inside out. During the healing process that results, it becomes tricky to diagnose which fabulous experience is most responsible: was it the colonic (or "bowel irrigation")? The flotation tank (or "forced relaxation")? Or could it have been a performance artist's impersonation of a physician (or "fake doctor")? But the more crucial question may become: can America achieve "integrated wellness"? The song of the week (a medley of national anthems and Civil War hurrahs) offers old-timey suggestions.