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High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Lauren Kelly on Twitter Trumped up “It’s like business 101” “Nobody has more respect for women than I do.” “It’s hot in here.” “Neh-VAH-da” Not The Onion Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders Stupid shit my friends post Masturbation is gay Is this a thing? Lego slippers Eye candy Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook   Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.