Three Drink Minimum

No sports, just nonsense news stories! Vampire bats attacking humans (4:05), Cheesecake Factory gets torched by a tweeter (9:22), flat earther Mad Mike launching himself into the atmosphere (18:15), artificial intelligence inches closer to eradicating humanity (24:30), an Ohio gubernatorial candidate employs a bold strategy (29:42), a real live action hero in Brazil (38:05), kamikaze turkeys in Arkansas (44:56), Kim Jong Un entirely bans fun in North Korea (55:17)