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Rank the Starburst flavors (3:30), Florida Man gets a tax refund (8:30), go hunting with Jose Canseco (12:10), the AAF is broke (19:15), Jim Boeheim killed a guy (21:45), Antonio Brown wants a new nickname (27:05), a listener question about hockey (32:35), a college basketball team scores 200 points (38:33), Justin shits on Duke (44:20), Manny Machado gets paaaaiiid (53:55), and our TV recommendations (1:06:00)

We're back! It's been a while, so we were a little rusty. Same old 3DM though! Ridiculous news stories and a little bit of sports. We missed the entire NFL season but we're back just in time for the heart of college hoops!

An Egyptian zoo’s zebra exhibit (5:30), a dude at Planet Fitness exercises his rights (11:02), goats on the loose (17:53), old men go metal (22:00), a NASCAR oopsie (26:19), Amish Uber (29:29), sports movie character Mount Rushmore (35:00), the Mighty Ducks have fallen (42:03), Florida Man steals an ice cream truck (47:00), NFL win totals (52:10)

A Florida mayoral candidate is on a mission from God (9:20), a Florida man attempts murder via tractor (15:02), we find the limit for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (19:20), a kidnapping with an unusual weapon (25:17), Mount Rushmore of favorite TV duos (29:50), why the DMV takes so long (38:57), an NHL owner imposter (45:32), NFL training camp (51:50)

LeBron goes to LA (5:18), a Texas woman will bite your nose off (15:28), Mike Trout is not famous (20:05), Conor McGregor wants to fight a Tiger (30:50), we did the same plutonium story again? (36:20), a pickup hoops player cries foul (43:37), a soccer goalie forgot how to goalie (51:06), a Wisconsin woman hid a whole bunch of drugs in her lady parts (54:20), World Cup recap (1:02:04)

Here comes sports gambling (5:42), the NBA commissioner gets a death threat (20:43), Cano is a cheater (27:40), a Yankees fan gets a harsh punishment (34:38), puppy or bear (42:49), a fired employee goes out guns blazing (50:19), a psycho stalker (56:20), and a live tiger at prom (1:06:04)

This week we tried Bud Light Orange! Also: Stat of the Week (6:58), a historic pitching performance (10:22), David Price is soft (15:00), a crocodile gets a snack (21:20), a Louisiana feud between neighbors (28:03), using your kid to fake cancer (33:28), drunk driving on your lawnmower (42:31), Tom Brady’s questionable wardrobe (47:50), emergency beer run (53:17), a plutonium theft (58:12), Amazon gives a penny, leaves a penny (1:03:14)

A rapture prediction (10:47), another WWE star is getting into politics (17:45), a money truck dumps its load (25:46), a Broncos fan gets an Eagles tattoo (33:18), NFL Draft (39:28), a pitcher punches himself (59:14), modesty ponchos (1:03:17)

An update on the Kentucky Fried Disaster, a police dog makes the tackle of the year, Vegas odds on the Wonderlich test, United Airlines passenger inflates the situation, a home intruder gets more than he bargained for, the Fortnite challenge, and a poker player places an insane bet!

Stat of the week (3:41), Winter Olympics – a half-hearted half-pipe attempt (6:26), the Jamaican bobsled coach throws a hissy fit (15:53), doping in curling (22:11), KFC runs out of chicken (28:38), Girl Scouts jump on the weed train (35:27), Steve’s doppelganger keeps escaping from jail (41:57), the NBA considers changing the playoff format (49:04), MLB free agency (57:49), a woman takes out her own eyes (1:10:50)

Super Bowl LII (2:50), Hall of Fame (33:55), top secret documents left on an airplane (42:45), the Donkey Kong record holder is a cheater (48:44), Valentina Schevchenko is an absolute beast (53:50), college basketball (1:01:33)

Alex Smith traded to Washington (2:56), an update on the Hawaiian Missile Crisis (17:26), emotional support peacock (26:10), flamethrowers for sale (31:30), Yankees lineup (37:15), a flamethrower thing happens (41:56), funeral home pizza (48:40), an imposter at NBA shootaround (53:41), Blake Griffin’s new home (57:51), James Harden supernova (1:04:05)

Minneapolis Miracle (2:19), the Tide pod challenge (11:34), Hawaii hits the panic button (21:17), CoCo Vandeweghe is just a typical millennial (29:23), NFL Shop sticks it to losing teams (36:48), Don’t bring a fake gun to a gun fight (43:57), MLB offseason (51:44)

Kim Jong Un's birthday, no participation trophies for Swedish hockey players, the world's most valuable bottle of vodka, NFL Playoffs, and NCAA football championship game!

No sports, just nonsense news stories! Vampire bats attacking humans (4:05), Cheesecake Factory gets torched by a tweeter (9:22), flat earther Mad Mike launching himself into the atmosphere (18:15), artificial intelligence inches closer to eradicating humanity (24:30), an Ohio gubernatorial candidate employs a bold strategy (29:42), a real live action hero in Brazil (38:05), kamikaze turkeys in Arkansas (44:56), Kim Jong Un entirely bans fun in North Korea (55:17)

Crazy weekend of fights in the NFL (3:28), the Jaguars (7:50), Broncos (14:11), Mike Evans (21:20), Josh Gordon (23:20), the Browns blow a trade (29:25), Andrew Luck (34:20), Scottish rugby shenanigans (45:21), Deontay Wilder (49:40), GSP (54:23), and a youth hockey coach loses his mind (1:00:28).

We start with the international sensation that is the Mad Pooper! Then we cover the impending rapture (9:57), Kevin Durant catfishing everyone (16:55), back to the rapture (24:18), fantasy football and the NFL (29:14), MLB playoff picture (49:26), Canelo vs GGG (53:48), and we find out if DMX is in jail.

Mayweather-McGregor (3:20), Jon Jones lets everyone down (17:00), Kyrie Irving saga (24:30), NFL preseason injuries (36:00), the Chargers suck (44:30), horrible cheerleading coaches (50:15), Yankees-Tigers fight club (55:30), college football is back (62:20)

MLB trade deadline, Bones Jones is back, Kyrie Irving wants out, Steve Bartman gets a ring, LA Olympics 2028, Jamal Adams wants to die on the field, and two college kickers get the boot.