Three Drink Minimum

An Egyptian zoo’s zebra exhibit (5:30), a dude at Planet Fitness exercises his rights (11:02), goats on the loose (17:53), old men go metal (22:00), a NASCAR oopsie (26:19), Amish Uber (29:29), sports movie character Mount Rushmore (35:00), the Mighty Ducks have fallen (42:03), Florida Man steals an ice cream truck (47:00), NFL win totals (52:10)