Miserable Retail Slave

3 dates scheduled, no dates had/ Tommy’s far away and distant like an emotional star (1:15)/ No good comes from the line “I Met Her on Tinder” (1:40)/ The first 48 hours are the most important (in online dating) (3:00)/ Can we put the faces of online dating ghosts on the sides of Starbucks coffee cups (4:00)/ Promises (4:50)/ Tinder is like going to the strip club in the middle of the afternoon (5:30)/ The Summer of George (9:15)/ Standing in line at the 7-11 (10:15)/ Short Guy Bagel Boss Meltdown (12:00)/ “You’re not God, my father, and my boss” (14:00)/ Andrew Duncan on Twitter: Bosom Department (17:00)/ We’ve heard enough from stupid old white guys (18:15)/ Faceapp (19:00)/ Jesus Chicken (20:00)/ Live, Laugh, Love - I’ve been living, I’ve been laughing, but where’s my lovin? (21:00)/ Remember the bug zapper (23:08)/ Match dot com conspiracy theory (24:00)/ Online dating sites are not benevolent electronic cupids (26:09)/ The GREEN DOTS OF DOOM (ONLINE NOW) (26:50)/ A hopeful promise (30:00)/ Missed Connect