Miserable Retail Slave

Sweatsuit Koala/ A restaurant problem - no straws, save the turtles (:48)/ A Fancy Nancy and not a Tom Clancy (2:00)/ Save a straw, save a turtle - the turtle straw (3:30)/ Turtle season (5:00)/ Shredder and Krang should’ve used straws against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (6:30)/ Song of the Summer: Old Town Road (11:20)/ Week of the weird (12:30)/ A public restroom experience - being a big stall hog (15:20)/ Living in Selfish City, USA, population, me myself and moi (21:35)/ Overreaction theater: flannel shirts in the summer and soggy cereal (23:20)/ Tommy becomes a brand (24:40)/ Bored AF and needing a companion (29:04)/ The Devil’s Whisper (31:00)/ Online dating nonsense returns (32:00)/ Online dating is like a Karate Kid crane kick to the face (35:13)/ Startling Tinder facts, the swipes, and we invent Sinister Tinder (35:55)/ Becoming a powerballer (38:00)/ Tommy’s big shows with Kevin Farley and Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers) (43:44)/ A Tinder tale (48:00)/ Revenge Tinder and Super Likes and OH!