Miserable Retail Slave

Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018   Choose your own adventure/ Randy’s childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:30)/ Tommy’s opening for Jim Florentine and Tommy looks like a Muppet (7:45)/ UFC will be better with cyborgs (9:00)/ “Life...now with 30% more fretting...” (9:30)/ the soundtrack to sleeping (13:55)/ there’s nothing worse than your parent’s views on the issues (14:45)/ Outside, the gawky awkward boy anthem (17:52)/ becoming huge Trapt fans (18:50)/ Johnny Trapt (20:00)/ The Ignorance is Bliss Times (22:04)/ The Me Me Me Crisis (22:35)/ Olsen Twin theories (26:30)/ Tommy’s tale of stalking ex-girlfriends (30:26)/ The Legend of Kyle Hogan (32:50) Tommy is middling (33:30)/ Tommy doesn’t give two flying hoots about Randy’s life (34:36)/ Tommy bombs onstage (35:00)/ up north, Michigan (36:00)/ Dirtbikes (37:00)/  UFO con - the biggest UFO convention in Michigan (40:00)/ up north theater life (45:00) (episode 230) Vis