Miserable Retail Slave

The things that I worry about most never seem to happen/ Birds (1:35)/ Tommy running pains (3:20)/ Herb (6:00)/ it’s a good thing animals are dumb (7:00)/ The man who killed a cougar with his bare hands (7:30)/ Dad-toos (9:00)/ A flock of sassy parrots (9:40)/ The Endearing Old Dogs of Podcasting (13:00)/ Tommy’s whirlwind tour of the Midwest (14:00)/ Tommy’s performing in Canada...apologies to Canada (14:47)/ The Dirt on Netflix (15:40)/ Crosswords Mysteries and romantic comedies on the Hallmark channel (17:13)/ As the ball-gag rolls...(20:30)/ a date (24:12)/ the mythology of Tommy’s garlic tattoo (26:13)/ Momo is real (28:15)/ some people need personality implants (29:40)/ gas station flirting (33:00)/ sex robots (34:00)/ put it on my gravestone “Terrible Choices” (35:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 and Randy on The Rob and Slim show (44:00)/ Missed Connections: the purple haired girl meets comedians on the bus (45:39)/ just metal (50:00)/ Vaping partners (54:47)/ smoking a corn cob pipe (58:00) Visit the