Miserable Retail Slave

Recorded on the road to Lansing, MI...   Post Malone, face tattoos, “Always Tired”, and adjectives on your face/ Skin Deep Thinkers (1:28)/ Inviting celebrities to your wedding (1:45)/ Riding on the roof of your car (6:16)/  Road trip stunt tales (8:43)/ mooning tales (9:41)/ online dating nonsense and Kayak (14:23)/ a text message sent (17:21)/ opening up a barely town convenience store (17:41)/ creating a dating app for customers to hit on retail employees (23:49)/ “Straight Up Randy (27:17)/ how do you talk to girls?/ millennial dating terms from Cosmo (29:56)/ Links (33:48)/ Tommy’s comedy show (35:23)/ He-Man Woman Hater’s Club and Kayak responds (36:10)/ The new phone excuse (37:34)/ people watching and watching a man completely bomb when trying to hit on a girl wearing a bathroom towel (40:00)/ Empty vessels on the phone (45:00)/ Hecklers vs comedians (48:00)/ Pascal the Dog (49:22) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotlin