Miserable Retail Slave

Oblivious people bumbling through life/ Another entry for the glossary of neck tattoos/ Godsmack and voodoo/ People Watcher - the next great social media idea/ capturing a fool/ Tranq ‘em and Tag ‘em/ Lifted trucks/ “We’re not dealing with that guy...that’s Brad!”/ People and their “specialty” dinners/Suffering movie trauma/ using an acorn to whistle/ being at the age where the next time you see a person might be the last/ locker partners/ Taking a nasty spill on the ice/ getting hit by one of the Smash Brothers/ what happens when your smart phone gets dementia?/ Alexa laughs at you/ “Apes vs Robots, it’s coming”/ Big Man Alexa/ the ever-shifting cool cycle/ young rappers/ Comics Sans, the literary rapper/ The Great Beard Awakening/ The Movie Pitch game/ Arachno-homophobia/ Harrison Ford, the street magician/ The GIF, Ted/ Pure emoji-nation/ the world’s most dangerous sound/ Hip hop implosion/ Tommy is visiting Shawshank/ Hulk Tears/ Headlining The Blind Squirrel/ the motion lights turning off in the bathroom