Miserable Retail Slave

A good sarcasm/ Synesthesia for sarcasm/ The taste of sarcasm/ Tommy’s cold pizza score/ Tommy loves The Bachelor/ The foremost expert on The Bachelor/ Punctual Tommy’s Early Bird Problems/ A Fat Dad Ensemble takes shape/ Vinyl/ The Weather/ Christmas Town, USA/ Life as a Hellraiser Puzzlebox/ Your rap name is “Lil” + the first thing you bought in 2018/ The Big Something/ The chunky d-bag of comedy/ The Reverse Bucket List/ Scuba diving/ Beware of the shrimp poop vein/ Swimming/ Would you ever jetpack like The Rocketeer?/ Lack of coordination/ Missed Connections/ Pandas in captivity/ COULD THE TERMINATOR EAT PIZZA?/ Tommy watches Black Mirror/ the Tonight app/ Is it served with a doofus?/ The girl with the go go gadget arms/ Tommy sounds like a woman on the phone/ New releases on Netflix/ Batman/ Tommy likes The Punisher/ Three Cream, No Sugar/ Be a man like Jon Bernthal/ Break my nose/ Caddyshack/ Sharknado/ Pretentious Jerry/ What are you kids even reading?/ comedians and groupies/ Fodcasts Visit the Patreo