Miserable Retail Slave

People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A witness to some sort of incident/ These trucks and the trailers of Infinite Possibilities/ The Dorkiest Motorcycle Owner Ever/ Tommy, the 4 year old daredevil/ “Drive a motorcycle”/ Question yourself/ These wrong, confident people/ The Strawberry Metaphor/ A moldy soul/ Soulless?/ An epiphany is had thanks to Grant The Rage Boy/ File sharing ruined life/ Lars Ulrich, described/ None Deserved/ Hearts/ The Love Millennial/ “I’m the hero of my own story”/ A vain man for no good reason/ Whole Hog into the wacky/ Kiss Cam on a date/ The Total Insanity Man/ Online dating nonsense/ The Match Song/ You ever have wildest dreams?/ Old people games/ Planting the flag/ My type/ Shoutouts to Functioning Drunks