Miserable Retail Slave

Chunk rolls/ The power of the eye rolls/ Chuck W. Norris/ Tommy’s snake/ Porches and snakes/ Kyle/ You ever see a mummy in real life/ Starr and Sweet Tiff/ Why do we assume that soap is the cleanest thing/ Body Wash/ Offensive or not/ Apologize to all of the organizations/ Fury-ass/ A sarcasm vigilante/ “Shut up, Candyland”/ Tommy’s Anti-Trolling Movement/ LL Cool T/ An Axl Rose alarm clock/ “You’d just be a happy dream.”/ Tommy invites Randy to play kickball/ Slide tackles straight to hell/ Tommy’s kickball set-up/ The Summer of Kickball/ The Babe Ruth of Kick/ Getting critiqued about a previous date/ Randall Do-Wrong/ Tommy’s turning black and white/ Nary Cared/ “I’m very thinking a lot lately”/ Pretty Flustered/ Choose your joke/ The confidence of a fat man on a lawnmower/ Dress like a farmer/ Randy dresses like a 4 year old/ Fidget Spinner Hypnosis/ Getting tattoos and ride motorcycles/ Tommy’s au naturale/ Stupid tattoos/ What happened with Plan B?/ One Star/ Podcast War/ Hankering/ An Olive Branch/ Grun