Miserable Retail Slave

The End of the World/ We live in the Matrix/ We're all figments of Psy's dream/ Scrambled Cinemax porn/ Ditto/ the Year of the Face Snack/ the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist/ Uncle Jamiroquai/ Jesus comes back with a keen fashion sense/ a hotel shaped like an anus/ A Gerbil Named Dick/ poking the dolphin/ riding a dying whale/ Stolen driveway/ Yahoo Answers/ Mustache fingers/ gas station rage/ Horrible Holiday stories