Miserable Retail Slave

This week: People are the worst/ Jesus lacks text messaging skills/ Santa thinks you're a lumberjack/ Tommy tweaks out on coffee/ Pizza Hut perfume/ Hut bread/ Super Nintendo nostalgia/ 12-12-12/ Applez and Sauce/ Snortin' ashes/ below the line/ more Yahoo Answers/ Whacking Day/ Fully loaded meat/ Women are lie detectors