Lasers On The Ride

In this episode of LOTR the Lasers discuss Rihanna vs. Teairra Mari, Rihanna’s many hits and also her general queendom. Jay reflects on hours spent researching elderly strangers’ prescription medication (to what end? you decide). Speaking of the elderly (jk jk), Def Squad members are discussed, Mike puts Akil onto Hurricane G and Jay wonders about Erick Sermon’s brush with a window. The Lasers move on to such hot topics as club etiquette (fingers in the face is a no-no) and mumblerap and its founding father (none other than 50 Cent, they posit). The subject of durags emerges, specifically as durags relate to Memphis Bleek but then also to everyone else. Captain America is painted as hero by Akil, villain by Jay, and as a possible and probable racist by Mike. Speaking of probable racists (Clint Eastwood – jk jk), Akil does a mean spaghetti western whistle. Finally, as the conversation winds down, Mike claims to enunciate but clearly doesn’t.