Don't Do It Yourself

The name of the game this week is survival. Surviving in the world after an EMP blast. Surviving in Future House, the reality tv show about the future where roombas are out to get you. Surviving in a mall with a monkey armed with a chainsaw. You know, situations you could easily find yourself any day.    Topics: Pet shops, snake generator, sex with flags, hummingbird cannon, fuck book, dyson hand dryer, doomba, monkey with a chainsaw