Sorry we were busy catching rays and didn't put out an episode last week. We made you this mixtape of wikihows. There's all the old classics. How to fight a shark in air, land, sea and fire. Most of the answers are "stab it". How to get a cat to like you (drugs). If you listen closely, you can hear where a car almost slams into the room we are recording in, which is apparently full of things Mike has licked. And finally, how to be merry every day BUt Christmas, where we teach you how to lose friends, alienate people, and be declared a sex offender for sneaking into children's rooms and telling them Vietnam stories. We're not very good at instructions, but we are good at mixtapes.