Comical Radio

In this week’s Grandma’s basement, Chris’s main point of contention with Puerto Rico achieving statehood is the extra star that will need to be placed on the flag. Warren designates comedian Kyle Finchem as the token Puerto Rican for the debate-just because his skin is the tannest. Chris plays devils advocate during a debate on MMA and is called out by Warren for stealing George Carlin bits. Chris and Warren bicker over whether a new laser powered by jellyfish uses proteins or bacteria. Kyle thinks suicide would be more popular if Obama came out in support of it-and the crew weigh the pros and cons of shooting yourself in the face. Ultimately they all reach the conclusion that members of the Tea Party should just kill themselves. Grandma’s Basement, fair and balanced.