Man Yells At News

Hey everyone! This week we've got a special holiday edition! Join Ez, Bethany, Stephanie, and I as we scar ourselves for life! Nowhere near as much as some of the people in our stories though. Those poor orifices. D:Stephanie's Things:https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/http://www.am950radio.com/events/atheists-talk/Ez's podcast:https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-outer-voices-podcastBethany's Comic (Down for maintenance as of this posting):http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Stories Used: https://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/burglar-sacramento-marina-houseboat-hot-tub-13485189.php https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3147/This-Undersea-Robot-Is-Restoring-Damaged-Sections-Of-The-Great-Barrier-Reef https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/canadian-woman-collects-christmas-cards-to-place-on-homeless-peoples-pillows/ https://gizmodo.com/the-amazon-alexa-eavesdropping-nightmare-came-true-1831231490 https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610 http://www.citypages.com/restaurants