Man Yells At News

This episode is taking the pissStories UsedJanehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/ 

 Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 Laurenhttps://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/ 

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.Stories UsedJanehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAAhttps://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatchesAlice https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/b

Jane and Lauren talk about animalsHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/postsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/ 

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat <3Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

The horrors persist, so have some good newsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298Alicehttps://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/(Snitches don't get dessert)Alicehttps://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 Laurenhttps://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ https://

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq eHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerIgg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.socialIgg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaidIgg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaidAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Pat

ADHDventures with Lauren and JaneLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t https://www.youtube

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D Also it buttsmasLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBeff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.socialBeff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothillSteph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/ Stories UsedPheehttps://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html Stephhttps://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional) Beffhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/ Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190 https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/Laurahttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93 https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d

Alice liek furretLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd Janehttps://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminate

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminate

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k Laurenhttps://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3 The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative  https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5 Laurenhttps://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/ https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it <3The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/origami-paper-sensors-detect-diseases-like-covid-with-a-mobile-phone/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-discover-biggest-ever-seen-black-hole-jets-which-blast-hot-plasma-well-beyond-their-own-host-galaxy/ar-AA1qMO9jLaurenhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/watch-pigs-escape-police-kelowna-1.7328904 https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/