Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Sinopsis

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts are movie commentaries. They do not cure cancer or provide intelligent insights on film making, but may provide slight humor. I swear a lot.

Episodios

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X

    Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X

    17/05/2020 Duración: 01h27min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X.  This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day

    Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day

    10/05/2020 Duración: 01h30min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the horror genre. Balls deep bitches!

  • Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape

    Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape

    03/05/2020 Duración: 25min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape.  This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids.  The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Eyes Wide Shut

    Green Blooded Bastard - Eyes Wide Shut

    26/04/2020 Duración: 02h35min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut.  This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until it's not.  EYES... WIDE... Shut!

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Velvet Buzzsaw

    Green Blooded Bastard - Velvet Buzzsaw

    19/04/2020 Duración: 01h48min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw.  This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Room

    Green Blooded Bastard - Room

    12/04/2020 Duración: 01h53min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room.  This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great.  Give it a watch.

  • Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    05/04/2020 Duración: 01h31min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).  This movie is boring, but after New NIghtmare, they had to do something!  Too bad it was a shoddy remake of the original.  They had a chance to do some cool ass shit, but fuck it! 

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Victim of Beauty

    Green Blooded Bastard - Victim of Beauty

    29/03/2020 Duración: 01h32min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty.  The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s.  Jeri Fucking Ryan is in this!     ALSO KNOWN AS - Nightmare in Columbia County & Victim of Beauty: The Dawn Smith Story

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood

    Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood

    22/03/2020 Duración: 01h13min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood.  This movie is fun enough and well-made film.  The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

  • Green Blooded Bastard - What Did Jack Do?

    Green Blooded Bastard - What Did Jack Do?

    17/03/2020 Duración: 17min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do?  David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft 2

    Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft 2

    15/03/2020 Duración: 01h39min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap it actually works a bit better than the original story-wise.

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Green Blooded Bastard - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    13/03/2020 Duración: 01h28min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.  This movie is strange, but after the last one, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in bitches!

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: World at War

    Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: World at War

    08/03/2020 Duración: 01h32min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War.  Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards!  It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book.  The film has made some strange changes, but it is still in the same vein of the book and makes a bit more sense.  I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha

  • The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3)

    The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3)

    04/03/2020 Duración: 43min

    Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3).  

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans

    Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans

    01/03/2020 Duración: 01h14min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans.  This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie.  Give it a shot.

  • The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3)

    The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3)

    26/02/2020 Duración: 43min

    Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3).

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    23/02/2020 Duración: 01h59min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.  This movie is fun(ish), but should have been the original sequel to Jurassic Park!  Enjoy the lava son.

  • The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3)

    The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3)

    19/02/2020 Duración: 43min

    Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).  

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    16/02/2020 Duración: 01h29min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse.  Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where the franchise will go at the same time.

  • Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft

    Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft

    09/02/2020 Duración: 02h11min

    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  

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