Centrist Madness

Trump attacks Iran.

You might think the babies-on-planes comedy well has run dry, but we frack the comedic landscape with a highly pressurized stream of insight, uncovering great new material.

Data-driven methods for making people laugh at a party

Washing down my liberal tears latte with a big glass of Venezuelan crude

We're connecting to ordinary Americans with conversations about kitchen appliances and drag queen drone operators.

Trump shits on America. Hassan Piker dog incident. The surprising manner in which Pandas settle disputes.

Cinema, NASCAR, Epstein

Better sit down for this one folks

- Discussion about Steven Spielberg and his movie making, particularly his Submarine themed restaurant - Analysis of the Trump government and its various policies - Discussion about chiseling and finding flat rocks - Viking culture, personal hygiene, and bathing practices - Origins and the concept of soap - Function of soap against oil, bacteria, and viruses - Differences between hard and soft water, effects of hard water on soap & conditioner - Humorous banter involving a fictional character named 'Soapy Briquette'

Signalgate, Neoconservatism, and the mind of the modern 3-digit IQ Republican.

Anthony Hopkins' ONE WEIRD TRICK for staying in shape, no matter where he travels. PLUS strongman gyms, smelling salts and other bro-vote catnip that will put you on a intellectual trajectory which culminates in the repudiation of National Socialism.

Did you even thank us for producing this podcast? Did you even say thank you one time? Did you? Huh?

The Telepathy Tapes. Hawk Tuah Coin. Drones.

Post election musings. The rise and fall of woke and what it means for politics past and future. Fidel Castro's weird dairy obsession.

Rallying the troops for the final battle between good and evil. Plus toothpaste flavor pairing.

Rambo: First Blood deconstructed in context of the Reagan revolution and its pernicious effects on popular culture.

Don't cry cause it's Joever, smile cause it Joeappened.

In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxOlbh-RF/?igsh=ZTFnM3dna3h2cGU3

Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3