Jumping Nothing

On today's Jumping Nothing, Karl and Michael explore independent wrestling. Is it all just vanilla midgets? Is it laudable to do 100 moves? Does it matter what order the 100 moves go in? Who is watching this? Why not do a headlock? Is it funny to tell people to lick your genitals? Are indie wrestling fans just shut-ins on insulin highs? Answers to these questions and more are at least implied on the latest podcast, in which our intrepid podcast hosts dissect a strange world of untelevised brainbusters by watching a Pro Wrestling Guerrilla show that involves Kevin Steen rubbing his knob in Adam Cole's face, some on-the-shoulders wrestling, a rugged man endangering his tailbone, 1,090,311 high spots and a former WWE superstar doing a cossack dance as an offensive manoeuvre. Come join the fun. Music: Cousin Fik - Hacksaw Been Thuggin' Drake - Worst Behaviour Europe - The Final Countdown (Bryan Danielson's theme)

Episode two of Jumping Nothing sees the wrestling world in strange shape. John Cena's gone for six months, Orton has turned heel, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan have both had incredible matches at the top of the Summerslam card, most of the indie wrestlers nerds like have been given contracts and Sin Cara is, as ever, injured. A mere year ago, that would constitute the wishlist of the 'smart' internet fan. But are Karl and Michael happy? Sort of. We praise the high points of Summerslam, insult the US military, discuss the old 'wrestling is terrible' elephant in the room, celebrate Sin Cara's existentially challenging ability to either be injured, be injuring, or be getting injured at any stage in the progression of human time, and ask whether Prince Devitt's dad owns a tile shop in Wicklow town. It's a good one. Subscribe for fortnightly entertainment direct to your device. Music and YouTube-ripped found sounds: Intro: Killer Mike - Ric Flair Summerslam '92 opening Riff Raff - Larry Byrd (chopped and screwed)

Karl and Michael mull the profoundly important question of whether professional wrestling is for children, as well as taking in Cena, Bryan, Lesnar, Punk and everyone else on Raw, and expressing hopes and dreams for Summerslam. This is Jumping Nothing, feel free to RKO.