Terrible Warriors

With the help of their newfound ally the team of Steve, Julian, Conal and Birdman set a trap to slow (or potentially kill) the enemy Quintessons in their pursuit. However; all is not well. Even after returning victorious to Sentinel Prime the team have more questions. In doing so, they may trigger a series of events leading up to a new war on Cybertron. Will they survive? Will Mike ever tame his own phone’s soundboard? Tune in to find out! Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@terriblewarriors.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Click here to follow Our Twitter @dicewarriors Click here to follow Mike D Twitter @birdmandodd Click here to follow Steve S Twitter @st

Conal, Julian, Steve and Birdman have arrived at their destination. Suspicious of their ease of entry they escape from the city only to find betrayals and danger around every corner. With no other options for survival they must beg for the assistance of one of the most dangerous Transformers in history. But even after that they must still make the perilous journey towards Sentinel Prime. Will anyone on Cybertron offer aid? Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Julian Spillane Conal "Doctor Holocaust" MacBeth

Birdman, Steve, Conal and Julian have received their orders from Sentinel Prime to infiltrate Iacon and take a power relic from Quintesson control. As they infiltrate the capital city of Iacon with their powerful ally in tow they enter the city and sneak into the protected areas they are constantly on guard in case the sharkticons find the heroic team and wipe them out. Will they be able to reach the Omega Key and save Cybertron? Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Julian Spillane Conal "Doctor Holocaust" MacBeth

9.5 million years ago on distant planet Cybertron, the planet is under the control of the sinister Quintessons. This evil race of beings has subjugated the local inhabitants called the Cybetronians who are gifted with the ability to transform into vehicles on command. However, from the shadows comes a new organization dedicated to liberating Cybertron from the hold of their evil masters. Today, Julian, Steve, Birdman and Conal have received a summons from the leader of the Autobots: Sentinel Prime that will change the history of their entire race. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Julian Spillane Conal "Doctor Holocaust" MacBeth

The Terrible Warriors that are Mike, Steve, Julian, Cassie, Erika and Justin all sit down for some collective group therapy after the great experiment that was Paranoia XP.  What did you think?  Let us know on twitter at @dicewarriors and in the comments below.  Loyalty is Mandatory.  The Computer is your Friend.  The Friend Computer thanks you for your loyalty. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

The Friend Computer is always watching.  Oh, wow... things are not going well.  Death by toothpicks?  Yikes.  Time to run, right?  Those scrubbots are not messing around and will mess you up and promptly clean up the mess and leave a minty fresh sheen, cleanliness is mandatory.  Running for their lives our team of Terrified Troubleshooters races for the Transbot transport waiting to take them to their official debriefing.  Only an army of crazed murderous sanitary scrubbots stands in their way between a crazed murderous totalitarian computer ruler.  What could possibly go wrong?  Yea, they're all going to die this week.  It's the final installment of the Terrible Warriors death waltz through Paranoia XP. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

The Friend Computer knows best and has your best interest at heart.  The Friend Computer is crazy and will drive you crazy.  Conscripted to the hit reality show Shooters (brought to you by New Bouncy Bubble Beverage ™) our team of Terrible Troubleshooters have successfully destroyed countless credits of Valuable Computer Property and have uncovered more clues about the mysterious Mr. Bubbles, who seems really concerned about getting off a list.  Treachery!  Conspiracy!  Loyalty!  Is Mandatory!  Spam!  It's part three of the Terrible Warriors journey through the bogus bureaucracy of Paranoia XP. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

The Friend Computer greets you!  After a harrowing encounter with a crazed Orange officer and a bewildering trip into the bowels of the Infrared Black Market our team of intrepid Troubleshooters are now fully equipped with the information and equipment they require and absolutely nothing is confusing and nothing could go wrong.  Yup, clear sailing from here citizen.  Is that screaming down the hallway?  It's the second part of the Terrible Warriors trip into the madness of Alpha Complex from Paranoia XP. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

The Terrible Warriors have jumped into Alpha Complex as Troubleshooters!  After receiving a mission from the Magnificent Friend Computer the Troubleshooting Crew must try to not deviate from their designated mission.  Will they succeed?  Listen to find out!  ALL HAIL FRIEND COMPUTER! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

In the wake of the massive victory (sort of) Birdman leads the discussion with Justin, Mike, Conal, Tom discussing the virtues of the campaign and then the nature of roleplaying itself as they consider the possibility of what comes next should this team of mercenaries come together once more in Freeport. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Justin Ecock Derek the Bard Tom "Hesanevilgenius" White Doctor Holocaust Big Mike

The mercenaries consisting of Big Mike, Derek, Conal, Tom and Justin take on the latest threat as they head towards the cursed mansion. There they survive dangerous traps, evil villains and their own rampant insanity to take on undead, evil witches and… maybe the big bad evil lurking at the heart of this entire situation? Not sure. You’ll have to listen to find out. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Justin Ecock Derek the Bird Tom "Hesanevilgenius" White Doctor Holocaust Big Mike

At long last the combat ends as the assassin attempts to escape, only for Derek, Tom Conal and Justin to do everything in their power to stop him. As the insane dust settles they rejoin Mike and the plot to learn the truth of the evil that plagues Freeport. As they do each are given a small hint of their place in this strange adventure and a hint of evil yet to come. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Justin Ecock Derek the Bard Tom "Hesanevilgenius" White Doctor Holocaust Big Mike

The situation has escalated as Conal takes on the mysterious assassin. As combat begins Derek, Tom and Justin rush to his aid as Mike provides musical accompaniment, entertaining the masses and earning the group money. However combat transforms into a rollercoaster of insanity as critical misses deal the group their first true death in the party. And then it gets nuts. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Justin Ecock Derek the Bard Tom "Hesanevilgenius" White Doctor Holocaust Big Mike

At long last The Terrible Warriors take on the beloved Pathfinder RPG. Taking on the role of a group of mercenaries (mostly chaotic alignment) Tom, Derek, Conal, Mike and Justin swagger into Freeport and already start derailing the plot right on the deck of the ship. From there it degrades quite quickly into the kind of classic pen and paper insanity that one would expect from a group of “heroes”. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Justin Ecock Derek the Bard Tom "Hesanevilgenius" White Doctor Holocaust Big Mike

The Crew has jacked out of the Matrix as they discuss The Matrix Deletion written by first time GM, Snowball! How did he do? Listen as Steve, Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie talk about their experience being a part of the story, what was Steve's strengths and weaknesses as GM and what could he do to improve next time. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

In the epic conclusion to Matrix Deletion, the Terrible Warriors Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie are fighting their way to the top of METACORTEX to destroy the Hardline Virus. There's explosions, car crashes, gun battles, and of course some Kung Fu! Will the Agent's catch them? Listen to find out! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

Receiving a tip from Deanna at Club Dionysus, the Terrible Warriors Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie are sent to METACORTEX, the once great Software Company whom Thomas Anderson, a former employee, once worked. Inside they may find the virus that is killing Red Pills at Hardlines. At the stroke of midnight, the crew of the Athens attempt to infiltrate the building. Will they be caught? Will they succeed or fail their mission? Listen to find out! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

After seeing a Red Pill destroyed at a Hardline and now trapped inside the Matrix our Terrible Warriors are scrambling for any information that could help them get back home. Will Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie survive? Will the mysterious Agent catch them? Take the Red Pill and listen to this episode of Matrix Deletion! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

Welcome to The Real World. The story of “The One” being discovered by Morpheus has sent a spark of hope throughout the Resistance. Most still don’t believe Neo is the prophesied one, but others are beginning to believe. Our Terrible Warriors are part of the crew of the Hovership Athens. The Crew has just received a distress signal from the Darius. It’s crew while investigating a supposedly haunted home in the suburbs of MegaCity have disappeared and the Darius’ Operator has lost contact with the last surviving member of the crew. He is asking for help to bring him back to a landline. Will the crew succeed? How deep does this Rabbit Hole go? Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve "Snowball" Saylor Justin Ecock Julian Spillane Erika Szabo Cassie Chui

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