I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast

Michael had to get out of bed to be FORCED to talk about all the idiotic sh*t that's been going on in the world in this EMERGENCY podcast. DeAndre Jordan reneged on his verbal commitment with the Dallas Mavericks and went back to the LA Clippers. Jason Pierre Paul and C.J. Wilson lost fingers during 4th of July and Michael is wondering if professional athletes need nannies. Michael doesn't know what's going on with the men of the Kardashians. The second Sick F*ck of the Week award is given out. A very relevant Al Pacino Line of the Week line is delivered from Scarface. Michael stands with Dustin Hoffman about his feelings about the movie business being in a crisis in a CAN'T MISS segment. One man is named in famous white people who don't have lips and we close out letting you know about the HUGE week that we have planned ahead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael and Gerald are coming to you from the Gloom Tomb and they're not f*cking around. They talk current events. Michael and Gerald recount sneaking down courtside next to George Gervin to see Year 2 Michael Jordan play at MSG. 25 year old Gerald and Michael going to Minnesota to make Beautiful Girls. While there they would go nuts at Prince's Disco with white women and NBA players. There's a special J.R. Rider story to be told. 15 year old Michael and Gerald were going Hip Hop Clubs in NYC during the 1980's and got to see the top artists perfuming but fights would break out constantly. Gerald was always looking out for Michael who was told not to wander off. G Moody recounts the first time he came to L.A. to visit Michael and how they'd go to the Improv to see the hottest new comics. Growing up with former NBA player and Brooklyn legend Kenny Anderson, taking a joy ride around L.A. in a "borrowed" Trans Am and a run in with the cops that included eggs and Ricky Shroeder. Learn more about your ad choices.

Michael Rapaport sits down with a co-star from his upcoming TV show, TNT's Public Morals Matt McGorry (Orange Is the New Black and How To Get Away with Murder). These two thespians discuss Matt's rise to fame from personal trainer/body builder to part time actor to star on two hit TV series'. Michael has all kinds of questions for Matt especially when it comes to working on set with so many women and which cast members Matt would want to live on a stranded island with. Michael talks about being on Friends and Fresh Prince of Bel Air and cashing those $.17 residual checks. Matt speaks on the difference between a network show and a Netflix show, people's reactions to him on the street, Feminism, Caitlyn Jenner, most impressive actor's he's worked with and how much of a stickman he is (one who's willing to repopulate the planet if he has to), jail mail and the upstate NY escaped murderers. This episode is NOT TO BE MISSED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listene

This one episode is a MONSTER and NO ONE is safe. Michael is happy for the gay & lesbian community. He introduces them to terms that they're going to need to get used to now that marriage is legal in all 50 states. Michael lauds Pres. Obama for going out on his shield as his presidency nears an end and for saying "the N-Word" on Marc Maron's WTF Podcast. Michael has strong feelings about letting people continue to fly their confederate flags and Donald F*cking Trump running for President. Our Famous White People Who Don't Have Lips is back! It's not a derogatory thing, it's just a fact. Even though we don't fact check. The large loaf murders case has reached its conclusion. Michael goes through it but is distracted about Snapple choosing Bravo TV's Andy Cohen over him for commercials. Michael then drops a CAN'T MISS, "WIGGA PLEASE". Sending best wishes to Dustin Diamond, Shouting out to France, Soft Ass T Talk & a Kardashian National Holiday. This episode is NOT TO BE MISSED! Learn more about your a

Michael is coming to you live from the West Coast Gloom Tomb and he's bringing you the inside information on everything NBA with Lakers Reporter for the Los Angeles, Basketball Insider and NBA savant Eric Pincus. Michael sets the tone by kicking off the episode with a Raging Bull Robert DeNiro line of the week before diving into NBA Draft Talk, (Top Prospects/Predictions), Prize Jewel NBA Free Agents (Restricted/Unrestricted), LeBron James, Head Coaching Candidates, Salary Cap for Dumb F*cks and how it helps the New York Knicks and the Los Angeles Lakers. This is an episode that YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael and Gerald are coming to you live from the West Coast Gloom Tomb to discuss the defining moments of the NBA season. Michael thinks that the youth of the NBA is taking over for better or for worse. For worse would be J.R. Smith bringing a scooter to Game 6 to the NBA Finals. Michael and Gerald GO IN on LeBron James for claiming to be a great leader/best player in the world and allowing J.R. to behave like this. They recount what would've happened if J.R. was on the Lakers, Celtics, Sixers, Bulls teams of the 80's/90's. Danny Aiello and Chris Broussard chime in. Michael takes aim at LeBron James' acting in the new Judd Apatow movie 'Trainwreck'. One more thing on Rachel Dolezal being light skinned and the difference that makes in the black community. The L.A. Tour with Gerald rolls on and he airs his frustrations about people coming up to Michael and pitching things to him on the streets. Part 1 of the HISTORY of how Michael & G Moneti met and their adventures together. Learn more about your ad ch

Michael & G Moody are treating the I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST like rap battles of the 80's and 90's and treat this sh*t like Hip Hop. They're taking heads and hitting the streets. This is the first ever TRAVEL EDITION EPISODE as Michael and G Moneti take L.A. and they're looking to track down the escaped murderers from Clinton Correctional Facility in NY. One of the escaped convicts has a loaf game that's on fleek and it's discussed. Michael and Gerald call out each others health habits while on the mountain. Hot Yoga, Farm to table restaurants and excercise routines. I AM RAPAPORT COMICS, CAVALIERS HANDSHAKES from LEBRON, SPLASH BROTHERS vs. THE F*CK UP BROTHERS, Michael talks about the time he cursed out his High School basketball coach and a special drop in from a NBA player that they meet on the mountain. This is an episode you DO NOT WANT TO MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The fans of THE I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST called for it, ask and you shall receive. It's time for an EMERGENCY episode with URGENCY! The first ever EMERGENCY with URGENCY episode. Michael and G Moody are INCENSED that Spokane, Washington NAACP Chapter leader Rachel Dolezal (a.k.a. Lindsay McCarthy from Iowa a.k.a. Ray Ray a.k.a. Erika Badu 2, Dorothy Whitehead from Whitehead, Indiana) pretended to a black woman when she is really white and there WILL BE BLOOD. Not African-American, she doesn't like to be called that. She pretended to be black. As much as we'd like to tell you more about this GROUNDBREAKING EMERGENCY with URGENCY episode, you're just going to have to tune in to believe it. We don't fact check but obviously neither did the good people of the Spokane, Washington NAACP. This episode is not to be missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

G Moody makes his long-awaited trip to Hollywood. Michael and Gerald come out HOT! Getting right into the likes of Chet Haze, Brandon Spikes, LeBron James' Secret motivation, Wheaties for not putting Caitlyn Jenner on a box already, Steve Kerr, Kanye West, Baron Davis' Wig Piece, Silicon Ass Implants, Weezy, white celebrities of privelage with no lips/one lip and the BODY ROLL ex-cop who took down the 15 year old girl in a bikini at a pool party. This episode is fire and will having you rolling all the way through the weekend! You do not want to miss this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael sits down with former NBA player Brian Scalabrine (Nets, Bulls, Celtics & Warriors Assistant Coach). They discusses what it was like playing in the NBA (along with the best players he played with and faced), the current NBA finals, the growth of Steph Curry and the evolution of LeBron James. Coming THIS SUMMER Michael and Brian are on the same team in "The Basketball Tournament" this Summer for a $1M prize. Brian is playing, Michael is the a coach along with the third member of THE BIG RED 3 Matt Bonner. Michael is the "Psychological Evaluator". The White Mamba sheds light on the origins of his nickname, his nemesis his rookie year and what sh*t talking with the likes of Paul Pierce & Kevin Garnett is all about along with his own trash talking style on the court. This is an episode you do not want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST HALFTIME EDITION. NBA FINALS are in full swing and Michael is here to get in on the action. After speaking to the Rapapack about getting him a T-Shirt gun for SoftAssTs and creating earthquake kits to sell outside of movie theatres showing San Andreas, Michael is going raw dog without a bag to talk about the celebrities that he has played 1 on 1 basketball and who he wants to play. Michael kicks it off with balling against Clooney, wanting Kanye/Leo then talks about having played 21 with Jay-Z. Tell a friend there's a new SHERRIF in town. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIFrom the Gloom Tomb! Michael is here to bring you the 5 minutes of Friday funk but he's feeling it today and it's going to be longer. Michael's Mom is in the hospital for getting kicked by a horse (send love and well wishes to @MichaelRapaport) which leads Michael to talk about the time he let a new dog in his house and he gave him one of those "looks". The PEOPLE have spoken and they want Michael to f*ck Matthew Berry and the rest of the Howard Stern Wrap Up Show burnouts where they breathe. Someone sent Michael an 11 page manifesto about how to talk to a transgender person and it's really lit a fire under him. There's too much political correctness policing going on in the world right now and Michael Rapaport is here to put his foot down. You do not want to miss this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael and Dean "The Young Nephew" Collins are live in the place to be! Michael can't help but bust the balls of Dean, Russell Westbrook, Steph Curry, people who talk nonsense to actors on the street, Blake Griffin, restaurants who deserve to be yelped poorly, an anonymous hotel that Dean hates and himself for thinking that all of his fans were going to be fat animals or i. Michael is looking to giveaway Soft Ass T shirts at Pacific The Band's concert FRIDAY JUNE 5th at Hotel Cafe. Don't miss out on the Taxi Driver edition of the Robert DeNiro Line of the Week starring Martin Scorsese. Michael is hopped up on coffee and Snapple, this is an episode that's not to be missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael was at the gym sweating like a pig and BOOM! The Vanity Fair cover of Caitlyn Jenner dropped as a surprise for the world to see. Michael calls G Moody talk about it in this EMERGENCY episode. The I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST brings you the hardest hitting, no fact checking news in the history of podcasts. This episode is not to be missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LIVE FROM THE GLOOM TOMB STUDIO IN NYC: Michael and G Moody are back to bring you the fire! Michael challenges Gerald to name 5 hockey players, they come hard for an ALL NEW NBA Wig Piece that includes a reluctant Wig Piece for Glen 'Doc' Rivers. Michael wants to know what happened in the Elton John/Dolce & Gabana beef and asks the Rapapack to tweet in what they know about it. Michael shouts out our fans as the best in the podcast game and gives love to our WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON love but gives a special request to Russia and offer to come to Brazil for a live episode. Bill O'Reilly you judge everyone, now it's time for the I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST to judge you. Michael and Gerald show no mercy and extend an OPEN INVITATION to Bill O'Reilly to come into the gloom tomb for an interview in the NO SPIN ZONE. Kanye West is discussed due to his feelings of having his music being censored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Michael and G Monetti are coming to you LIVE to discuss all the chaos and comedy in the world today. No one is safe from what some are calling "The True Moral Compass of Today". Tom Brady needs to hand in his cape and set Bill Buckner free. George Zimmerman needs to leave the country. Tiger Woods needs to let his hair grow. Michael needs to accept LeBron James' greatness. Bruce Jenner needs to come clean about monetizing his/her sex change and not be giving beauty tips like a bad b*tch. Finally Michael brings up if it would be ok for him and/or others to be have racial reassignment surgery if they felt it's what they always wanted. Buckle in for an episode that can't stop and won't stop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Catch The Beat" Creator T-Ski Valley sits down to talk about his career in the US and abroad with Michael & G Moody. They talk the making of a hit, MCing, Michael being introduced to Rap by his father, running with legends of Hip Hop in the 80's and what it's meant to the world. This episode will give you Goosebumps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MICHAEL RAPAPORT. GERALD MOODY. TOM BRADY. BILL BELI(NO FACT)CHICK. ROBERT KRAFT. DANNY AIELLO. This is an all out assault on Tom Brady for tarnishing Boston sports forever. Tune in and tell a friend to tell a friend that we've got the perfect podcast to stick it to Tom Brady & the New England Patriots. Make sure you listen until the very end! Facts are still coming in but this is a NO FACT CHECKING PODCAST that has already determined themselves to be the judge, jury and executioner of "The Patriot Way". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael is coming to you live from the Gloom Tomb for a SOLO episode to talk about needing a break from the boxing game, NBA Playoffs action, unconditonal love, Snapple mini fridge GIVEAWAY, the greatness of Leonardo DiCaprio, his massage game and getting his Twitter hacked. Nothing but love for you and yours! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this URGENT episode Michael is coming to you LIVE from the Gloom Tomb to discuss the fight of the century, having to give up Celebrities in the building, Twitter dumbf*ck backlash, his SportsCenter mountain top moment, Fight Edition Wigga Please and "the best analyst out there" Gerald Moody calls in to gloat/collect on his bet with Michael and talk the racial overtones of this fight. Pay attention on how to win a SOFTASST, we LOVE the LOVE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.