Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Jake, Rich and returning guest Dave wrap up Sora and his homies first outing in this land of Disney madness. Jake arriving late, alcohol fueled rambling, Ansem being a full on moron, and Riku being even more stupid await on the latest grand adventure we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Stuntin Like Mufasa by AGENTSMITH Outro: Believe by the Hollywood Undead

Rich and Jake discuss not finishing games when they should leading to "a new challenger" guesting on the show. Lots of nonsense is talked about, little progress is made. Bravely Default is freaking awesome. The end. All this and more on the latest awesome and super late episode of DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: DuckTales ...ROCKS! by TheHumanTim OUTRO: Crazy Chocobo from the Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soundtrack

Rich and Jake spend a half hour talking nonsense before hooking up with Donald, Pooh, Sebastian, Ariel, Jack and the rest of the boys to continue their ridiculous trek through the crazy Final Fantasy Disney mash up we all know and love called Kingdom Hearts. Smack talking mostly of the 100 Acre Woods, further revelations on how dumb Riku is, a discovery that FFXIII-2 is actually really rad AND MORE await you under the sea on this episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Under The Sea (The Little Mermaid Cover) by Letters to Autumn OUTRO: Disarm (LIVE) by The Smashing Pumpkins

Jake and Rich start their journey with Sora as he meets a screaming duck, a really dumb dog thing, and fights a whole mess of weird looking crap. Cloud being incredibly emo, Rich having a mic be super crappy, and lots of breaking kneecaps with a steel pipe (I mean "keyblade") await on the latest hot jam from dem boyz known as Daaaaaaaaamn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Kingdom Hearts Simple and Clean Remix by TheOutsyder OUTRO: Where We Used to Play by A.F.I.

Rich, Jake and Aristotle the cat return to wrap up FFXIII. Saints Row 4 as always attempts to steal the spotlight as we talk about a certain pope looking jackass who can't seem to shut up, wonder what exactly Fang and Vanile's relationship is, try and understand why a boss was designed with a body made of a giant sword (wtf?!?!) and a lot more awaits you on the latest episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: FFXIII Battle Theme Remix by Beto Ceba OUTRO: Mid-Break and OUTRO Pink Triangle by Weezer

Rich and Jake finally fight their way to the end of the monster that is chapter 11 of FFXIII. Was it good enough to save our flagging interest in the game? Do chocobos finally freaking show up? Do Square-Enix understand what a "mission" is supposed to be? What obnoxious boss rears his ugly face once again? How long is it going to take us to finish this stupid game!?!?!? Found out on the latest exciting action packed episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: FFXIII Fabula Nova Crystallis Remix (Trance) by Beto Ceba OUTRO: By and Down by A Perfect Circle

Perhaps an unnecessarily long talk about Batman Returns precedes our Chocobo Champions discussing chapters 9 and 10 of our excursion into FFXIII. More discussions of how cool the Paradigm system could and should be, and perhaps too many lame fights lead up to a boss that has Jake none too pleased. All this and more on the next exciting episode of DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy 13 Blue Skies OC_ReMix by Ashleigh Coryell and bLiNd OUTRO: Breath by Breaking Benjamin

Jake and Rich jump into chapters 7 and 8 only to discover a much needed shot of plot progression as Lightning and Hope(less) finally meet up with Snow, we meet another Australian accented hottie, and Sazh has a rather emotional mental breakdown. Plus: FINALLY SOME FREAKIN' CHOCOBOS!!!! All this and more on the next exciting adventure of Batman and Rob... I mean DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy XIII - Snow's Theme (Dubstep-Digital Edition) by Lukeff7 OUTRO: Lady Dominate by William Control BONUS OUTRO MADNESS (because Rich just discovered this amazingness and had to share/punish you all): Space Jam (Dubstep Remix) - DubSt0ne

Rich and Jake overcome a temporary metal break as they lead this episode into a lengthly talk about bad music that for whatever reason is still enjoyable. Eventually they get around to discussing how the XIII crew accomplish very little in these two chapters, and how Sazh is super awesome and Lightning is a full on jerk. All this and more in the latest episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy XIII Lightning's Theme Hip Hop Remix by L Rello Beats OUTRO: Break Stuff (Live Family Values 1999 ver) by Limp Bizkit

Jake and Rich follow Lighting and her rag tag group of people who don't like each other through a silly hike through crystallized water... followed by mountains... and then garbage dump? Discussions of silly dialog, interesting character development and closeted crybabies who need to man the f-up await you on the next episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:FFXIII Blinded By Light (Final Fantasy XIII cover) by Ferdk OUTRO: Over the Mountain by Ozzy Osbourne

Jake and Rich begin playing the controversial FFXIII as they attempt to decide if Lightning is pretty cool or just fanboy lameness. Weird Chocobo's in hair, really stupid moms, and an semi uncomfortable talk about attractive transgendered people await on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:FFXIII Blinded By Light 2011 Remix by Beto Ceba OUTRO: Lets Get it Crackin' by Deuce

Rich and Jake battle through Jake's weak-ass audio in order to talk about why or why not Advent Children was a good idea. Whiny crybaby heroes, even more sissy clone badguys, and Tifa's sweet sweet eyes await you on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Theme by Tommy Demers OUTRO: Disposible Teens by Marilyn Manson

Rising like a Phoenix Jake and Rich return to spit sick FF knowledge in your stupid fat face. This episode we wrap up FFIX and talk about why Chocobo Hot and Cold should die, we waltz through Memoria and face off against the dumbest final boss ever, and finally discuss the ending and all that comes with it. RIP Vivi. You were the best! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy IX Boss Battle Rock Battle by SugarStickSmack OUTRO: Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

Jake and Rich attempt to keep sanity as the re-record episode 18 and recount the Empire Strikes Back part of FFIX. Zidane being a full on asshole, glowing spiderwebs and Darth Vader await you on the next episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:You Are Not Alone Final Fantasy IX Remix by DJ Dyne OUTRO: Strange World by H.I.M.

Jake and Rich return from an extended absence to discuss the FFIX getting totally screwed, as well as nearly managing to forget their own first year anniversary as a podcast! So join the boys and celebrate on the latest episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:For Alexandria by Leaf XCEED OUTRO: Say It Ain't So by Weezer

Resident Evil 6 threatens to take of the podcast as Rich and Jake continue the adventures of Zidane and Crew. Meet Eiko, discuss a mog's sheer pimplike smoothness, and discover maaaannnyyy seeeecreeetttss in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Recitation by Pharaohmone, for 'Beyond Vanadiel's Project Soul Voice : Other Side' OUTRO: Love Gun by Kiss

Jake deals with Rich's moving in with his Lady friend (and his need to talk about it) as they follow Dagger on her quest to prove her stupidity whilst Zidane and da' boyz pimp about the land and get their asses kicked repeated by Beatrix. Frog eating! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Qu's Marsh by Swamp Rat (from the OC Remix Final Fantasy IX website) BREAK SONG: Scrapheap by 7 Inch Wave OUTRO: How You Like Me Now? by The Heavy

Rich and Jake get a little emotional in dealing with pet loss while Zidane and Crew fumble their way into a kingdom wide conspiracy! Check out the dead air we have as Rich forgets to cut out the part where he goes to the bathroom! Batman, Bunnies, and sad, sad frumpy mages await in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:thebattleofstringsandacellphone (Battle 1) by zid (from the OC Remix Final Fantasy IX website) OUTRO: Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones

Rich and Jake jump into the world of Final Fantasy XI and play from the beginning to Dali. Rich realizes he doesn't hate the game, Jake realizes that this game gives him a boner, and they both decide Vivi is the best. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Battle Not Alone! (Final Version) (from FINAL FANTASY IX) by Final FanTim OUTRO: Rebel Love Song by the Black Veil Brides

Jake and Rich have a chat about stuff with old friends. Final Fantasy is mentioned on occasion. Open your brown eye and get ready for a full load of Jason, Steve and the El President himself: Jorge. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com