Roboboots Podcast

Our heroes welcome you to part one of a special two-part Roboboots Podcast. This is essentially one big preamble to our Mass Effect 3 discussion. I'm not sure what we discuss. Mad Men and other junk, we just essentially cover the bases. Episode 69 is the real meat and potatoes of it. Yum yum eat it up.

Our heroes celebrate their 69th episode in the most sexual way possible: by discussing maybe the nerdiest video game out there! Or at least the whiniest! Yep, we sum it all up, we tear it all down, we get to the nitty gritty of Shepard's last conquest. Spoilers abound, of course, you've been warned.

Our heroes would like to stress that this particular podcast is in no way serious or reflective of our actual thoughts or feelings. We both love Barack Obama a lot. Too much. This is both the best podcast we have ever done and also the worst podcast imaginable. An hour of nonsense followed by an hour of racist, sexist, morally offensive and nonsensical karaoke. All while drunk out of our minds.

Our heroes ask questions that will bend the minds of the listeners. We pose such deep interesting queries that you yourself will ponder. "Would I rather?". Please do not listen if you do not like abortion or autism. You have been warned.

Our heroes reminisce on their trip to Comic-con finally and introduce some gigantic news for the future of Roboboots and the podcast! This one is a long one, folks, but is worth it! Deja vu it up.

Our heroes once again ramble about Pokemon and childhood happenings. We tried to talk about Comic-con, but instead were distracted too heavily by our hopes and dreams. Two characters also show up towards the end and discuss Pixar once again!

Our heroes are a little late this week, but as funny as ever! Alex tells enlightening anecdotes about his escapades as the 'Boots Boys are doing a car cast once again! We review Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie and we have a guest join us towards the end. Tune in, now! NOW!

Our heroes ditch the auto-tune for a good old-fashioned podcast. Jason discusses the game he's developing and Alex talks about the movies he's seen. If you wanted a regular podcast after last week's massacre, then we've certainly deliver. And no nipple talk, surprisingly. Although there is Fassbender ass sex talk.

Our heroes this wEeEeEek go into some crazy new depths and do our best to review Mission Impossible. There's autotuning, as per the title, and characters, and continued nipple discussion, but I will never, I repeat, never, title one of these podcasts "Nipplecast"! I have too much dignity.

Our heroes rape their patients and get punished for it in glorious tattoo form! Wait, is that a spoiler? Maybe! Wow, that was bad. Umm, we talk about stuff for an hour, then we review The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo for an hour. All in all, it's good stuff.

Our heroes welcome in the new year with a continued discussion from last week. Jason takes the reins and gives the listeners an insight into civilization and a storied history of "Antartica". Alex stresses the importance of Adele. And there's talk of titties and junk too. Roboboots, away!

Our heroes return to their rightful throne as podcast kings. We talk about a variety of delightful things, nipples and feets and porn stars. Who knows, just listen to it. It's delicious, and it's a weird video format, enjoy!

Our heroes venture on a drunken journey through time. We reveal the secrets of future generations as well as discuss the effect we could have on our pasts. Best Podcast Yet. Play it backwards for secrets. (But don't though, the needle will ruin the record).

Our heroes are again in a park giving you a glimpse into their minds as they get deep into discussion as to what the future may hold for Roboboots. Also, we witness a dog fight, and talk about romance and religion and other junk. Best podcast yet? You know it, hip guy!

Our heroes get their fright on and go to a local haunted house. Alex and Jason celebrate Roboboots 2.0's one-year anniversary along with Tia, in this long scare-filled edition of the podcast. We also talk about Dark Souls and our pets and stuff. Enjoy!

Our heroes are coming to you from outdoors to give you the 411 on Occupy Wall Street bullshit, kind of. We discuss our latest successful video on Machinima, eventually. Alex goes on a rant about a lot of things. We eventually get around to discussing various tech news and game news, specifically Dark Souls! All while making fun of strangers. Enjoy!

Our heroes are back a bit earlier than usual to give you a blast from the past! We sort through old television theme songs, especially Cowboy Bebop, while discussing Dark Souls and our newest Roboboots video. Enjoy!

Our heroes mourn one of their heroes.

Our heroes review the year's best film Drive, as well as discuss their latest smash hit Machinima video, "Black Ops: Girl of Your Dreams". They also talk about Disneyland rides and Demi Lovato's depression and other weird and wacky stuff. Enjoy, Sweden! going to the store.

Our heroes this week become hero, singular, as Jason bails out while Alex takes the reins and takes the podcast to new heights! Alex discusses their adventure seeing the film Warrior and meeting Victor Lucas. Alex also elaborates for twenty minutes on the greatest concept yet-to-be introduced to movies.