Turtle Jump Podcast

In this edition of Turtle Jump we talk about Lifeline, a mobile game by Three Minute Games. Stranded on a distant moon, Taylor has only one lifeline to civilization—you. The unique delivery of the story through text messages puts an interesting human spin to the branching story game genre.    Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Virtual Reality. Is it the next big thing in gaming, or just a passing fad? The Oculus Rift, PlayStation VR, HTC Vive, and Samsung Gear VR are all making splashes in the market. We give our thoughts.  Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Yoshi's Woolly World. Yoshi made out of Yarn. Nintendo. Wii U. Platformer. Keyword. Smooch Spiders. Montgomery Mole. Turtle Jump. Video game podcast. Your heart. Mine.  Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump  

2016 is upon us. And the fellas at Turtle Jump are ready to talk about all of the exciting things awaiting us in the wide world of gaming. Join us as we break down each of the things that we are most excited for from Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, and PC gaming in the next year.   Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

This time on Turtle Jump, Paul and Allen take a long, hard look at 2015. This year has been a real doozy for gaming, and we don't hold back ANYTHING. Who brought us the best games this year? Nintendo? Xbox? Playstation? Tune in to find out our respective Top Ten games of the year.    Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

The Star Wars hype is real! In anticipation of the release of Episode VII: The Force Awakens, gamers all over the world were given a new (reboot?) entry into the Star Wars: Battlefront series. Play as the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire in all out warfare! Drive your favorite ships, play as classic Star Wars heroes and villains, and decide the fate of the galaxy! Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes is the latest handheld Zelda game from Nintendo, and the first since Four Swords Adventures to prominently feature co-op play. Join two buddies and travel to Hytopia to save the kingdom from fashion disaster!    Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Last week Nintendo broke silence with the first Nintendo Direct video since E3, and what a doozy it was. We learned about Twilight Princess HD, a surprising Final Fantasy VII inclusion in Smash Bros., and amiibo. So many amiibo. In this episode we let our thoughts be known on these announcements.  Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump  

Halo 5 is the latest entry in the venerable Halo series, and it has some ambitions. Master Chief. Locke. Who's going to win? What became of Cortana? How many aliens died in the making of this game? In the playing of this game? We explore these questions, and more, in the latest episode of Turtle Jump. Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Halo is a venerable sci-fi shooter, and The Master Chief Collection includes the first four campaigns and a smorgasbord of multiplayer options (when the servers are actually working). In preparation for and in celebration of Halo 5's release, the Turtle Jumpers play through the campaigns and offer their insights into the series.  Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump  

Nintendo has been strangely quiet since E3, and their game release schedule, barring the new Zelda, only exists as far as spring next year. They've been silent on the NX. They've been silent on mobile. Yet, lately, some rumors have sprung up. What could they mean? What is the truth? We explore the possibilities and weigh in with our own speculation in this episode.    Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We’re on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Pre-Order (pree-or-der)v. (tr.) 1. To reserve an item before its release date in order to guarantee access it before it sells out. 2. Gaming Media To blindly dance to the tune of the corrupt AAA game publishers and greedy retailers by paying for a product before we tell you whether its worth your time. Wake up, sheeple! Email Us! letters@TurtleJump.com We're on Twitter! @TurtleJumpShow Allen: @kallenboonePaul: @jollygreen05 Facebook too! facebook.com/TurtleJump

Crota is dead, and Oryx, his evil alien father, wants revenge. Join us as we bid farewell to Dinklebot and welcome our new Nolan North Ghost pal while discussing Destiny: The Taken King. 

In this episode, we talk about Super Mario Maker, the new Nintendo game that leverages to the Wii U Game Pad to allow players to create their own Mario levels. Players can then share their levels online and play the levels uploaded by others. Is this genius, or mad? Or both? We explore that question. 

This week, Paul and Allen step away from the world of video games into the mysterious world of tabletop roleplaying games, specifically D&D. In preparation of an upcoming mini-campaign that we will be releasing for the show, we create Allen's player character: a Human Ranger. Join us as we discuss the different strategies and options for character creation.  Email us about your D&D experiences! letters@turtlejump.com Twitter: @TurtleJumpShow, @jollygreen05, @kallenboone

In this episode we talk fan creations. Specifically, the weird ones. In particular, The Light of Courage, a series of 3D rendered Zelda fan films with a strange backstory.  Watch the videos here: https://www.youtube.com/user/grusd/videos

Astral Breakers is Intropy Games's block busting puzzle game with a cute astrology aesthetic. Modes include a campaign, co-op, competition, and creativity with making your own constellations. So is it dope, or SUPER dope? Paul and Allen lay it all out. 

Joined once again by podcast extraordinaire JonesyLovesBeer and, for the first time, the VP of your heart and ours, Dale_a, the Turtle Jumpers talk Batman Arkham Knight, Rocksteady's final entry in their stellar Arkham trilogy. 

Joined by JonesyLovesBeer of PaperKeg fame, the Turtle Jumpers journey to Middle Earth to take on the forces of Sauron. As Talion the ranger possessed by the elf-wraith Celebrimbor, we battle and manipulate the uruks of Mordor in order to revenge the death of our family at the hand of the Hand of Sauron [sic]. 

Code Name Steam is Nintendo's cel shaded steam punk turn-based strategy game, developed with Intelligent Systems. But is it any good? Nope.