Check The Tape

The Dan's celebrate the start of the BIG3 League season brought to you by Ice Cube by doing some BIG3 trivia and watching the Sacramento Kings with BIG3 legends Metta World-Peace, Mike Bibby, and Bonzi Wells lose to the Los Angeles Lakers lead by BIG3 legend Kwame Brown and that Kobe guy. Also feauturing HOT DOG CANNONS!!!!

This week the Dan's talk NBA Draft by predicting the top 5, talking our respective teams the New York Knicks and Boston Celtics, options and making some bold predictions. We then close out the NBA season by bringing you our spin on the NBA Awards show known as the Mamba Awards including the Lavar Ball Mamba, the Attitude Mamba and the League Pass Punisher Mamba before ending with some BS including Puma making a push, and Graham Gano. 

The Dan's talk draft lottery and tell you why to hate a bunch of innocent teenagers who are about to be rich in the 2nd Annual Playa Haterz Draft, check tape on the 1996 NBA Draft which saw Allen Iverson, Ray Allen, Kobe Bryant and more shake hands with David Stern in East Rutherford and wrap up with BS featuring Alexander Ovechkins epic stanley cup shenanigans, Kansas City garbage fires, and and MLB Draft. 

This week one Dan recaps his experience going to his first WNBA game between the Phoenix Mercury and New York Liberty while another Dan breaks the movie news of the century featuring Boban. We also talk Cleveland Cavaliers vs Golden State Warriors since the NBA Finals are still going on, check tape on game two of the first round of the west playoffs between the Carmelo, Jr Smith and Allen Iverson Denver Nuggets and the Kobe, Colby and Pau Gasol Los Angeles Lakers in 2008 before wrapping up with some BS including angry caddies, the ringers rankings of Lebron James all time teammates and NBA pace of play. 

The Dan's talk NBA Playoffs including Houston Rockets vs Golden State Warriors and Boston Celtics vs Cleveland Cavaliers, check tape on the classic ABA themed 1979 film The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh directed by Gilbert Moses and starring Julius "Dr. J" Erving, Meadowlark Lemon, Jonathan Winters, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Margaret Avery before wrapping up with BS featuring Donte Divencenzo, former NFL Referee Ed Hochuli's winnebago lifestyle, and much much more

The Dan's recap the last week of NBA Conference Finals action Warriors vs Rockets and Cavs vs Celtics and watch the Washington Wizards play the Miami Heat on April 11, 2003 after holding a jersey retirement ceremony to retire Michael Jordan's jersey...in miami, and wrap up with BS including the MLB having a pee problem and the All-NBA teams.

The Dan's discuss Warriors vs Rockets and Celtics vs Cavs, go over a list of modern era NBA Draft Lottery oddities, watch game 4 of the first round on the 88 playoffs between the Boston Celtics and New York Knicks and wrap up with BS including Big 3 Leagues Steve Bannon ties, the Harlem Globetrotters and legal sports betting and the Nick Collison retirement tour. 

The Dan's wrap up the NBA Conference Semifinals and make Conference Finals predictions, bid Stan Van Gundy farewell by checking tape on Shaq's return to Los Angeles for the first time as a member of the then Stan Van Gundy coached Miami Heat - Miami Heat vs Los Angeles Lakers 12/25/04 - and wrap up with BS including chinese NBA player nick names, Brad Marchand's tongue and Becky Hammon getting an interview. 

The Dans talk vacation and In n Out burger, NBA Conference Semifinals, check tape on the Jerry Stackhouse and Grant Hill's Detroit Pistons vs the Vince Carter and Tracy Mcgrady Toronto Raptors on 4/4/2000, Phoenix Suns League Pass Hell and BS including chill ass Don Nelsons chill ass new daughter, NBA Coaching Candidates and Pablo Sandoval being reinvented as an ACE.

 The Dan's talk NBA Playoffs including the need to break up the Blazers and the greatness that is Donovan Mitchell, Check Tape on game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals between Michael Jordans Chicago Bulls and the John Stockton and recently fired by the Knicks Jeff Hornaceks Utah Jazz, talk way too long about Phil Jacksons hands and wrap up with BS including the Buffalo Bills in the NFL Draft, The Big 3 League and Big Baby Glen Davis Robert Swift like fall. 

The Dans chat about the opener of the the new Arena Football League, recap the first few days of the NBA Playoffs, discuss the probable winners for NBA MVP, NBA Rookie Of The Year and so on, check tape on Kevin Garnetts career high 47 points when his Minnesota Timberwolves played Steve Nash and his Phoenix Suns on January 4, 2005 and wrap with BS including Woj tanking bomb, the big 3 draft and the Masters. 

The Dan's wrap up our best/worst NBA jerseys segment by covering the Western Conference, talk NBA Playoff scenarios and final tankathon rankings, give what will hopefully be our last NBA League Pass Hell updates on the Phoenix Suns and the Minnesota Timberwolves and wrap with BS featuring Master P vs Kobe, Coach Penny Hardaway, NCAA recruiting violations, Andre Ingram and Korean League Basketballs heightist policies.

The Dan's take emails, discuss the NCAA Final Four and championship, comment on the current playoff picture, Check Tape on game 5 of the 2002 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals between the New Jersey Nets and the Charlotte Hornets, check in with our League Pass Hell teams the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Phoenix Suns, NBAttitude Report and finally BS including Anthony Davis April Fools prank, Jeff Van Gundy's second cousin, the Masters taking steps to ban DILLY DILLY from humanity and much much more.

The Dan's skip the whole tape checking thing to tell you what we think are the best and worst jersey you can possibly buy for every team from the NBA Eastern Conference, check in on our league pass hell teams the Phoenix Suns and the Minnesota Timberwolves, Danial gets really worked up about Kevin Durants "Blog Boys" PSA from the Bill Simmons podcast in this weeks NBAttitude report and we wrap with BS featuring George Springer, Trump and Biden vs Terry Funk, the Josh McDaniels rule, Dodgers Stadiums plumbing, and Albert Bell.

The Dan's are back to recap the first few rounds of the NCAA Tournament, check tape on short lived ESPN show The Life featuring the Memphis Grizzlies Jason Williams, Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James, Philadelphia 76ers Allen Iverson, and Sacramento Kings Mike Bibby, update you guys on all things NBA BEEF with the NBATTITUDE report, check in with the Minnesota Timberwolves and Phoenix Suns for League Pass Hell and close with a bunch of BS featuring Glen "Big Baby" Davis Ric Flair promo, Metta World Peace, Rory Mcelroy, and Chief Wahoo.

The Dans take emails on uprooting teams in NBA 2K, and Jason Kidds Eminem phase, get you ready for the NCAA tournament by discussing Trae Young alot, check tape on the 1987 NCAA Championship between the Bobby Knight Hoosiers and the Jim Boheim orangement, update you all on our League Pass Hell teams the Phoenix Suns and Minnesota Timberwolves and wrap with a healthy dose of BS including how shitty St. Louis Cardinals fans are, the Steve Francis article, the Big 3 league, the Cleveland Browns and Mark Cuban being a creep.

The Dans talk biggest NBA tank jobs in history, tell a tale of two tank jobs by checking tape on Tim Duncan and Tony Battie's debut game the San Antonio Spurs vs the Denver Nuggets season opener of the 97-98 season, provide light updates on our League Pass Hell teams the Phoenix Suns and Minnesota Timberwolves, give you this weeks Attitude Report featuring Jeff Teague vs Ricky Rubio and finally hit you over the head with some BS featuring NCAA indentured servitude, Zach Collins unauthorized nickname, Saquon Barkley, Kobes oscar, and basketball insiders mock draft.

The Dan's construct the best teams they can out of players they hate, check tape on the Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash Dallas Mavericks vs the Rashard Lewis and Ray Allen Seattle Supersonics, check in on our NBA League Pass Hell teams the Minnesota Timberwolves and Phoenix Suns and wrap with a bunch of BS including NBA ATTITUDE featuring the James Harden incident and JR Smith taking a stand against soup, the Arizona Deandre Ayton debacle, the rise of new Los Angeles Clippers superstar Boban Marjanovich, NHL in Seattle, Jon Jones roid problem, Stan Van Gundy ethering the one and done rule, and some some New York Mets nonsense.

The Dan's recap Teams Jones victory in the first ever CTT All-Star Championship this NBA All-Star Weekend including the Dunk Contest, Rising Stars Challenge, Three Point Contest and more, watch game 4 of the 2008 NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics and hit on a ton of BS including college basketballs money problem, JJ Reddick's whoopsie moment, MLB pace of play, Lou William's dad jokes, Dallas Mavericks tampering, the Jimmy Butler injury and the romantic side of Phil Jackson. 

The Dan's read some emails, fantasy draft all of the events coming up for this NBA All-Star Weekend with the winner picking something to check tape on next week, watch the 2001 NBA All-Star game featuring a big Allen Iverson lead comeback, and as always wrap up with League Pass Hell with the Phoenix Suns and Minnesota Timberwolves, Attitude Report and a whole lotta BS like Bill Belichicks footwear, The Big 3 league and Ken Griffey baseball.