Bottom Of The Barrel (ghost-hat Network)

After three years, I have returned and going back to the old school ways! This episode, I check out the 1986 “horror” (and I use that word strongly in quotes) movie “Sorority House Massacre” where a woman rediscovers long-suppressed memories of a terrible murder during her childhood. Then the killer shows up to finish her […]

A review of the 1988 cult comedy “RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES”, a mad scientist takes another shot at creating an army of killer tomatoes, but is foiled by a guy and his best friend who accidentally get involved when a rouge tomato turned woman comes to them for help.

Jeff & Dan’s commentary track for their viewing of “NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH”.  Be sure to listen to the instructions at the beginning for how to sync it up with your copy of the movie.

A review of the 2012 ASYLUM produced film “NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH”, where a group of scientists in the Antarctic discover a secret passage into an unknown civilization at the center of the earth where Nazi’s are rebuilding themselves to stay alive.

A review of the 2010 stylized action film “BUNRAKU”, where a drifter rolls into a pop-up book like world to take revenge on a hitman, only to find a samurai out for similar vengeance.

A review of the 2008 film “FAR CRY”, where a former military man must help a reporter find her Uncle on a mysterious island filled with Super Soldiers and crazy cliche German doctors.  The video game was better.

Jeff & Dan’s commentary track for their viewing of “DEATHSTALKER”.  Be sure to listen to the instructions at the beginning for how to sync it up with your copy of the movie.

A review of the 1994 film “RADIOLAND MURDERS”, where on the eve of a 1930’s radio station grand opening, members of the staff are killed one by one, and it’s up to the head writer to find the murderer while clearing his own name at the same time.

A review of the 2009 film “AGAINST THE DARK”, where a group of survivors in a hospital overrun by a zombie/vampire hybrid must work together with a team  of hunters led by Steven Seagal in order to get out alive.

A review of the 1983 film “DEATHSTALKER”, where a muscle-clad, wig-wearing hero must retrieve a magical sword, amulet, and chalice from the evil Boy George wannabe, all the while fending off thugs and naked women.

A review of the 2007 ABC FAMILY movie “Holiday In Handcuffs”, where a bad luck waitress gets dumped by boyfriend right before Christmas and decides to kidnap another to pose as her boyfriend in hopes of not disappointing her parents.

A review of the 2007 Asylum film “Alien Vs. Hunter” where a group of average people in a small town with no vehicles, get caught up in the middle of a hunt between an alien spider and a robotic looking cowboy.

A review of the 2007 Asylum film “Invasion of the Pod People”, where workers of a Model Agency start receiving a weird looking plant and people start changing into sex driven copies of themselves, leaving it up to one worker to find out what’s going on.

A review of the 2011 Asylum film “Zombie Apocalypse” where a cliche group of survivors must go through zombie infected Los Angeles on their way to a ferry that will take them to the last safe island.

A review of the 2011 Asylum film “2012: Ice Age” where a family must race to New York City to save their daughter before a gigantic glacier destroys the city a flurish of bad CGI and special effects.

A review of the 1988 cult classic “Killer Klowns From Outerspace”, where a race of alien clowns attack a small town in California and turn people into cotton candy.

A review of the 1982 horror movie “Oasis of the Zombies”, where a son follows in his father’s footsteps to find a convoy of lost gold protected by a group of Nazi Zombies.

A review of the 1987 horror movie “The Gate”, where a gateway to the underworld opens up in the backyard of a house only to force the home alone kids into finding a way to close it.

A review of the 1984 Horror film “Monster Dog”, where a musician, played by Alice Cooper, goes back to his childhood home to film a music video, only to be hunted by a pack of vicious werewolf dogs.

A review of the 1986 Horror/Comedy film “TerrorVision”, where a roadkill puppet alien can outsmart even the most prepared old man simply by teleporting from TV to TV.