Doctor Who's Line, Is It?...anyway!!!

Whoooooooo has gas? Loads of gas! The Doctor visits his Uncle Wyatt, who likes to sing with the freshly dead. It's an explosion of fun, with a touch of beetroot on the side. Even J.K. Rowdy gets involved. Listen closely, but if you hear the sound of gas hissing...run!!! (Keep your hankie handy!) Tune in! Sing along! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 3 "The Unquiet Dead"  so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

It's time for the Doctor and Rose to save the world, with no help from Cassandra! (She's the bitchy trampoline we met before, when the Doctor took Rose on a date. Well this Doctor is not a fan, although this one hasn't met her yet. We met her out of order... all timey-wimey... no, that episode hasn't happened yet either.) Oh, and there's puns in this episode. I bee-leaf olive the tree puns are qualitree content. Tune in! Hold on! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 2 "The End of the World" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

A new Doctor! A new improvisor to play that Doctor! New choices to be made and made they shall be. Here's the rundown: Rose dresses mannequins that move, and runs the lottery to the basement only to be grabbed by a vegetarian in a blue box. (That's that new Doctor I mentioned earlier) Mickey becomes plastic, mannequins come to life, Jackie tries to jump on a stiffy, and a vat of cheese curdles in pain. Can cheese be lactose intolerant? Tune in to find out! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 1 "Rose" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

We've got more music this week! If you thought those last songs were good (you're correct, they were) you're in for a treat this week. Get out your piano, synthesizer, and weird objects that sound like music when you play them a certain way: just like a cheesy radio station DJ would say: here's Musical Interlude 2! On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won't tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t heard the story yet though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better if you've heard & watched the main story first)

This week we bring you the first of our musical interludes, an episode jam packed with songs from episodes of the podcast spanning from An Earthy Child to the Garlics. It's not a clip show, it's a show comprised of short poems or other set of words set to music and performed for your delight. On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won't tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t heard the story yet though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better if you've heard & watched the main story first)

It’s nearly time for Barbara’s big performance at the music festival as Loretta, but the crew haven’t even rehearsed! Plus they don’t have a set list & it’s becoming doubtful she can sing anyway. What about the Doctor & Cameca? Will he get her to wear a bag? Everyone’s getting prepared in their costumes & funny hats, & the excitement is building. Questions abound: Is Ian still trapped in the sewer? Will the Chicken & Pussy do the Chicken Dance to the cries of the Glastonbury Fest? Let’s see where all this leads, shall we? Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of the Aztecs “The Day of Darkness” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & if you like what you hear then we'd be very grateful if you would leave a review & rate us on iTunes please?

 Bands, roadies, pizza, gargle – these are all the buzzwords we’ve been longing to hear. Loretta adopts a tough chick image, even if her wardrobe is more feathers than leather & cone bras. Ian vouches for lotion & corduroy. (The word gargle is used twelve times in this episode, Kat counted!) The Doctor finds someone as questionable as he is, it must be love! Susan learns a festival song. As an aside, real acid-folk bands do exist. Thanks to Kai Owen for opening the show! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of the Aztecs “The Bride of Sacrifice” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & as always, if you like what you hear, if you could rate us & write a review on iTunes, we'd all be very grateful! Thank you.

 The TARDIS team is more confused than ever. Loretta channels her inner diva. Susan learns a new song. The Battle of the Bands gets physical when Ian makes a new friend. Meanwhile, the Doctor’s in the garden picking herbs? Will Susan learn the song in time? Will Loretta ever change out of her chicken suit? Does the Doctor learn a new trick from Comeca? & who the heck is Jeff? You’ll just have to listen to find out. Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of the Aztecs “The Warriors of Death”so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & as always, if you like what you hear we would be very grateful if you could leave a rating & a review on iTunes please. Thanks

 The Doctor & his TARDIS team: Susan, Ian, & Barbara get embroiled in a battle of the bands competition. However we must ask...Who is Loretta? Could she be the newest companion to join the TARDIS? Is she the Aztec answer to Cher, Dolly Parton, the Backstreet Boys & Britney Spears all rolled into one? Stop asking silly questions & listen to find out! Make sure to get out your best guitar, tune it appropriately (we’ll wait) & join us! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 1 of the Aztecs “The Temple of Evil” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & if you like what we do then we would really appreciate it if you could rate us & leave a comment on iTunes & any other platform where we can be rated. Thanks

The story is coming to a close. Six weeks searching for butt lube and something that may be horny goat or butt weed, we aren't exactly sure. It's an episode of searching: Barbara is searching for a silver statue (to melt into a silver bracelet, natch), some are searching for keys to drinks cabinets and no one is searching for Susan when she is in a box. Listen in as storylines are tied up and at least one character mentions the appeal of being tied up on the TARDIS. If you haven't been doing so all along, make sure to listen past the credits to hear what the improvisors say after "cut" is called. (Hint: Lots of giggling) Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 6 of the Keys of Marinus "The Keys of Marinus"so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

The Doctor is back... did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny goat weed. This week features exciting escapades like Susan looking for zippers, a stop off at Superdrug, questionable behavior from Gallifreyans that should know better, and plenty of innuendo. As always, feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! I suggest a really tall cyclops named Max that only speaks in 9 word sentences. Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 5 of the Keys of Marinus "Sentence of Death" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

The quest for the... butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet's Canada. (It isn't of course because no one is nearly polite enough!) They meet a mountain man with epic eyebrows who wants to trade a more suitable coat to Ian for that watch he's wearing and poor Susan and Sabetha are left traversing bridges without adult supervision! That's how you can tell this episode was made in the 60s, kids are allowed to galavant on strange planets that don't even have pay phones. Join us, won't you? Oh and feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of the Keys of Marinus "The Snows of Terror" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian's terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet the Dr's glad he's on holiday this week! Wait, what about Susan you ask? Susan loses her lust for glitter & gets ignored, but we find out what Barbara looks like in fishnets! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of the Keys of Marinus "The Screaming Jungle" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can't keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character's theme been used so much in a Doctor Who episode and wait, is that a plot developing...? Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of The Keys of Marinus "The Velvet Web" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will see them meeting superheros, crotchety old geezers, amorous snails, excessively forward vegetation, old prospectors, characters from old British comedies, men in extremely silly hats, men who have difficulty stringing coherent sentences together, a woman whom the Doctor will be destined to meet many, many years later, & men in ludicrously short shorts! Oh, & possibly a chemist or two....if they can ever find a way into Boots, that is! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 1 of the Keys of Marinus "The Sea of Death" & make sure you're synched up with the au

School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits... Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions. Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That's right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 3 School Reunion so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6... This week promises a queen, Enormous' Len's telescope and clowns. Terrifying... I mean amusing... Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you're here you should buy his new book...   ]Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We'll tell you when to press play on Series 2, episode 2 Tooth and Claw so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience.

New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that's why he's taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That's a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 1, New Earth so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.

Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we're already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the Edge of Destruction part 2, "The Brink of Disaster" so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.

Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There's a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what'll be next up on the TV! Susan's crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the "Edge of Destruction part 1" so you’ll be in sync for the best way to experience the episode. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a slightly different experience. If you enjoy what we do then please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, here on the blog, or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. We also welcome any & all ideas for future plot lines you would like us to play out, character personality traits & quirks you would like us to attempt, dialogue you would like us to say, or music & sound effects you would like us to include, & if you wo