Geek Shock

Surprise, Fucktards!  We have one more day of Andy and we talk Dungeons and Dragons, Neuromancer, sapient AI, literature and poetry, star man, Biggs' hospital adventure, skeleton crew, laser wolf, Star Trek: Enterprise, bad alien makeup and bad acting, even more Star Trek, the dark knight (not that one), superman, new star wars, the last of us, meta community notes, Youtube algorithm issues, and a lot more dumbness. Yeah, it's a Geekshock.

A new year of Geekery begins with 2 What's Going in my Mouths, a Barry Steamer and a plethora of subjects including The Return of Pocket Grimace, Eggers' Nosferatu, Obscurio, Dungeons and Dragons, Secret Level, Pixie and Torgo's Disneyland adventure, Call of Duty 6 Zombies, Minecraft's Pale Forest, Baldur's Gate 3, Kraven the Hunter, Wolfs, Borderlands movie, Hook, Lower Decks, a Labyrinth reboot, Momoa is Lobo, Emily the Strange movie, Nolan's The Odyssey, and more. So grab your Ranger Stick, it's time for a GeekShock!

Chaos! Torgo, Biggs, and Deb go missing, but we have Vlarg, K, Fact Check Andy, and introducing Not Biggs (aka  Elora), a representative from Gen Z, here to spew her unique brand of vitriol at the old geeks as we discuss Disney Lightsabers, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, The Last Star Trek the Experience Christmas Party, Terrible Karaoke, the 28 Years Later trailer, Terrible Trivia at Dave and Busted with Celestia from Squaring the Strange, Andy's Garfield Phone, Creature Commandos, The Teaser for the Teaser Trailer for the Trailer for Superman, the Karate Kid Legacy, White Christmas and Wicked, Vlarg Dislikes Musicals, Geek Conventions, FanX Salt Lake, Comic-Con, Female Cosplayer Woes, Death of a Unicorn, Sesame Street, Spanish Scrabble World Title, monkeys loose in South Carolina, Monkey biscuits, Mr. Beast rents out the pyramids, pancakes, national film registry, and more.  How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson, old nerd? It's time for Geekshock.

Andy returns to us as we talk about Red One, Unpredictable WITT, the MCU, Creature Commandos, Superman and Lois finale, Yacht Rock Dockumentary, MetaQuest 3, Ghosts of Saltmarsh, Star Trek Deck Building game, Horrified: American Cryptids, Casablanca TV show, The Mummy, Dark Universe, Watchmen, the Scrubs reboot, Musk threatens to buy Hasbro, Deeper, GOG vs Blizzard, the end of consoles, The Great When, Evil Dead Burn, the Shinobi movie, and the live-action Gundam movie. Plus Clockwork-Torgo: The Iron Giant. So, roll your spite dice, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week we hide the Grimace as we talk about Barry's Steamer: Cat Herder, Baldur's Gate 3, joining Bluesky, Slay the Spire: The Board Game, Dragonfall, Wicked, A Man Inside, First Blood, Rocky, the Spirit Island Board Game, Christmas Trees, the Toys R Us TV show, Splinter Cell get canned, McG buys the Chaplin Studio, The Running Man, and Torgo's fear of the ghost of Toys r Us. So, haunt that clown, it's time for a GeekShock!

The proof is in the etching as we talk about Barry's Steamer: 911 Operator, K vs The Machine, Giant's Causeway, Belgravia, Baldur's Gate 3 on Xbox, Bluesky, Star Wars: Outlaw, Player Jolliffe Mysteries, Jeckyl and Hyde, Wolf, Fritz Lieber, stealth games, Shock Monkey Holiday Gift Exchange, X-Men in the MCU, Never Flinch, Forbidden Planet remake, The End of the World as We Know It, Xbox expands the cloud, Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and Dogma 2. Get ready to rage quit, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week, we lost a friend, a partner, and a beautiful heart. "80's" Jeff Gunter died. We are heartbroken. We wanted to share some memories with you, Shock Monkeys. This episode is all about 80's Jeff.

(WARNING: Torgo has rescinded the "No Inebriation" rule for this episode.) We are in the worst timeline, but that does not stop, nor will it EVER stop Geekdom. This week we select an new Barry's Steamer. We also talk about Risk: Global Domination, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 6, Cafe Bonita Mi Amore, Nothin' but a Good Time, The Substance, Back to the Future: The Musical, Outer Limits, Nosferatu parfum, a new Godzilla movie from the director of Godzilla Minus One, Arcane, and Ridley Scott jumps back onto Alien. Won'tcha Come Out Tonight? It's time for a GeekShock!

Instead of biting our nails off over the upcoming election, we talk about Barry's Steamer Hand Simulator Horror, Clockwork Torgo: American Psycho, the Press Your Luck scandal, KingCon, Wrath of N'Kai, The Raven, Doctor Rx, The Batman, Mass Effect, Tulsa King, YouTube woes, Superman, Kindred: The Embrace, the Oregon Trail movie, the return of Scary Movie, Rey setback, and Fincher's Squid Game. Vote your conscience, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week Vlarg and Biggs create the worst Only Fans destination. We also talk about Mass Effect, Planet Crafter, Jekyll and Hyde: Consulting Detectives, The Birds, The office, Doki Doki Literature Club, Autopsy of Jane Doe, Early Voting, Nethack, Call of the Void, legacy media, a new VHS tape, God of War TV show, Flanagan's Carrie, Hasbro Unscripted TV, Ice Cream Man, a new Clue movie, and Last Train to Hiroshima, plus Barry's Steamer: Motorcycle Repair Simulator. SO, call up Willy Wanky, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week (most) of us went to see Terrifier 3. We also talk about Minesweeper and Dungeon RPG, RogueHex, Banshee TV series, Guardians Gambit, Thing from Another World, The Thing, The Tingler, Curse of the Demon, House of Bone and Rain, Cocaine Bear, Shadowdark, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Furries at the Renn Faire, KingCon, Annie, the View-Master movie, the FTC "Click to Cancel" rule, Raimi and Doctor Strange 3, Stephen King's Fairy Tale goers to series, Queens of the Dead, and Devilina. So, bring your garbage bag of death, it's time for a GeekShock!

The GeekShock drinking game is OFFICIALLY launched (drink responsibly, unlike Vlarg). We also talk about Fondue, the new Barry's Steamer, Dog Soldiers, Werewolf movies, Salem's Lot 2024, Trick R Treat, Mr. Robot, From, Glitter Gulch Tiki, Superman and Doomsday, Joker 2, Train to Busan, HROs, Platform, Howard Andrew Jones, California's new law targeting digital content, Alien Isolation gets a sequel, Soulm8te, and A Vicious Circle. So, lease that content, it's time for a GeekShock!

Wait! What's this? Did Torgo push the wrong button ? YES, I mean, NO! Here is a special AfterShock for all listeners. If you like what you hear, check out our Ko-Fi at Ko-Fi.com/geekshock.

Deb returns as we talk about the Nevernight Chronicles, Khaos, Renegade Nell, Thundar the Barbarian, Green Acres, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Sufficiently Advanced Magic, Lord of the Rings, Oogie Boogie Bash, Starcom: Unknown Space, .Forty, Shadowdark, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Equilibrium, New Age Sword and Sorcery Double, Insidious: The Red Door, Pearl, Evil, Commercials in streaming, What's Next: Inside the West Wing, Super/Man, and Clockwork Torgo: Idiocracy. So, drink your Brawndo, it's time for a GeekShock!

Settle in for a long one, as the boys discuss the terrible memory of Salsaghetti, the brutal heat of Las Vegas, Blazing Saddles, the failure of the Borderlands movie, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, The Killers Game, Agatha All Along, Penguin, The Acolyte, Batman and the DC cinematic universes, where is The Question, It! The Terror From Beyond Space, Witchfinder General, Root, Tsuro of the Seas, Frostrain, gross humid hot and rainy Disneyworld, rollercoasters at Universal, Space Mountain, a deep dive into Vlarg's lightsaber collection, free convention swag, and a big ol discussion about the domination of AI (LLMs, really) in sales, marketing, and hemming and hawing about AI in general (to the point we even start talking about the freaking cotton gin), and beyond.  So, life sucks, have a salad, I dunno what to fuckin tell ya, it's time for GeekShock.  

This week in the hotbox we talk about Oreo Coke/Coke Oreo, Carl's Doomsday scenario, Dominion of Blades, Vegas Devil Slayers, the new edition of DnD, Shadowdark, Dragonraid, Amway, Esoteric RPG systems, Blazing Saddles, The Omen, Sherlock Holmes and the Telegram from Hell, Gaslands, Twilight, Indiana Jones style movies, the Matchbox movie, the Penguin pecker, McG v KISS, Batman gets a star, Sputore on Godzilla, They Will Kill You, Resistor, Enemy Mine, and Uncharted 2. Roll for your savior, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week we puzzle out some sliding topics like Apprentice to the Villain, Star Wars History, Arkham Horror TTRPG, Puzzles in RPGs, The Fall Guy, Losin' It, Metalstorm, Star Trek music, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Porn in drive-ins, Saturday Night Fever, cancelling streaming services, Star Trek: The Experience costumes, the PS5 Pro, Cola Wars, Halloween video games, and The Challenger. So, have faith of the heart, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week we cover the bleeding edge of geekdom as we talk about The Continental. the Maltese Falcon, Kite Man, Superman and DC comics, the new Time Bandits series, Horrified board game, Suitable Flesh, Smile, the nature of language, Twilight: Midnight Sun, PS5's Concord gone after 2 weeks, Joe Ledger books series coming to TV, the Golden Joystick awards, Knight's Camp, the next XBoxes, and Crossed. So, gather the JusticeBolts, it's time for a GeekShock!

Vlarg is ready to give his review of Wanking Simulator for Barry's Steamer. We also talk about Wishmaster, Terrifier, Rear Window, Rebel Moon part 2, Late Night with the Devil, the Shadowdark RPG, Universal Fan Fest, Deadpool and Wolverine becomes the highest grossing rated R picture, the Atari 7800+, and Amazon's Secret Level. So, hold down your Caps Lock, it's time for a GeekShock!

Here are the trailers that freaked us out as kids. We also talk about Candy Bars, The Immortal Dracula, My Favorite Martian, Pumpkin Spice Oreos, Alien: Romulus, Dark Shadows, Ur-Quan Masters, Rolling Stone's 150 top Sci-Fi films, The Dragon Lives Again, Chick-Fil-A's streaming service, Eternal Champions, Liquid Death's hot fudge sundae, Barry's Steamer: Bionic Commando Rearmed, and Clockwork Torgo: Casablanca. Here's lookin' at you Pac, it's time for a GeekShock!