Sailor Business

Holy crap--the Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched Moon Animate Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious Friends" episode where Sailor Moon quits/gets fired! Chris and Jordan are joined by artist Erin Gladstone to bicker and yell about bickering an yelling!

Ho ho, what's this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode! Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid love life with Chris, Jordan, and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get your ear wings ready for it!

Horrible Future 2! Ami's absolute factually proven boyfriend and probable one true love, Ryo/Greg, is back as the animators try to recapture the magic of the Rainbow Crystal episodes! Can their romance survive the sound of Chris rolling his eyes? Jordan defends against the cobined forces of Chris and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get ready for bubble to fly!

Yes, yes--in this episode Usagi and her family go for a weekend at a hot spring, but more importantly, we spend some serious time discussing what kinds of food are best for Luna. Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are again joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to make sure these important topics get covered thoroughly.

A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on her day of birth. Oh, and there is some talk of Chibi Moon as well, unfortunately.

A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on her day of birth. Oh, and there is some talk of Chibi Moon as well, unfortunately.

What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest, we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and Jordan are joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to discuss how much better an ally Mamoru is when he is an enemy and other cold facts!

Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to the slopes in a completely above-board contest! Our first Sailor Moon newbie, Jordan Witt, is back for her very second episode of the series...and what a cold episode it is!

So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princess Seminar! This time, Jordan and Chris are joined by a complete Sailor Moon newbie as Jordan Witt watches her first episode ever of the best Anime around! And a lady shoots weird green stuff out of clams.

Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the banked transformation and attack sequences with the new do? No, of course not. But Jordan and Chris talk about it anyway, along with special guest Christy Leigh Stewart! Also: there is a close-up of a slug!

Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and responsibilities and...gosh darn it, who said she even wanted to be the princess anyway? No worries, this time Chris and Jordan are joined by Christy Leigh Stewartto sift through all the moon memories and make sense(?) of it all. It's a total blow away!

This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show, there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms, despite Chris's vehement denials! Thankfully, Jordan has Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to take his side as a fellow Darena/Mamagi shipper! Get your hankies ready to weep with love! PLUS: a special audio bonus!

The moment you've been waiting for for 33 episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five seconds of it. So...Spoilers! Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive! Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to the show for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! And does Zoicite make a better Sailor Moon than Sailor Moon does?

This week brings the closest thing to a Power Rangers/Kamen Rider crossover with Sailor Moon crossover when Sailor Moon (sort of) meets Monster Fighter Redman! Can she withstand his Redman Leg Attack? Thankfully, there is another champion of love and justice on her side...Tuxedo Melvin! Jordan and Chris are joined once again by Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to decide who is the victim in the Molvin romance!

This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode of Sailor Moon. We're not one hundred percent sure just yet...but all signs are looking good. Why, you ask? Not just because it's an episode that focuses on Luna. Not just because it's Zoicite's greatest challenge yet. Not just for Makoto's Ami-ogling. It's all of it blended together into...an episode that must be seen to be believed. Jordan and Chris enlist Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to help put this madness into words!

We're back from our Easter celebrations with an especially good episode of Sailor Business today! This time, the indigo crystal of the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, leading to some amazing discoveries about Sailor Mars! Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are joined once more by cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they uncover the truth about Usagi and Rae's friendship!

After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki! Not only do TWO Sailor Scout have their sights set on him...but he also already has a girlfriend! PLUS: we go IN DEPTH on the height of all the Senshi! Join Jordan, Chris, and cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they learn exactly how much taller than Makoto Mamoru is!

This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves around the sudden popularity of a local painter. BUT WAIT--this painter can paint really beautiful pictures of a moon princess?! She must be gorgeous--that's how painting works, right? No worries--Jordan and Chris have Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast with them again to make sure they understand things--including some legit expertise on Magical Girls!

Look at her--look at that picture of Ami. Is that not the most adorable image of her ever created? Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise pics of your S.O. during your next meal? You know it does. It works on both Chris and Jordan, and we've brought Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast to laugh at and educate them...and kill them immediately if they become monsters!

This episode of Sailor Business, we discuss quite possibly the most well-made piece of art about an angelic boxing priest/vulture monster ever created. We know there is some stiff competition from things like Citizen Boxing Priest Monster and Gone With the Wind and the Priest with Boxing Gloves and Bird Feet...but I think it wins. We'll see what special guest Laura Hudson thinks about it...