Hornet Heaven

In April 2017, a new arrival feels so strongly about the club’s lack of progress under Walter Mazzarri that she doesn’t want to enter Hornet Heaven.If you're enjoying Hornet Heaven, please subscribe, share and leave a review on iTunes - as this helps spread the word to other Watford fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In April 2017, Watford’s football under head coach Walter Mazzarri is so dull that it makes the club’s founder question whether he wants to carry on being a Watford fan for eternity.If you're enjoying Hornet Heaven, please subscribe, share and leave a review on iTunes - as this helps spread the word to other Watford fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In March 2017, the launch of a new fanzine unsettles Hornet Heaven’s Head of Programmes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From 2012 to 2015, a former Watford manager is adamant that the club won’t get promoted to the Premier League if they persist with appointing Head Coaches instead of managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In January 2017, residents of Hornet Heaven take steps to restore the lost magic of the FA Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In December 2016, the antics of Watford’s mascot - Harry The Hornet - affect a resident of Hornet Heaven. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Graham Taylor no longer around, and new people running the club, the spirit and values of the Watford family come under threat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At Christmas 2016, the afterlife paradise reserved exclusively for Watford fans is violated by ‘them from up the road’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When the Pozzos acquire Watford FC in 2012/13, Hornet Heaven is upgraded - and the changes divide the residents. (This is the original Hornet Heaven story from Volume 2 of the Tales From The Vicarage books.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In February 2016, a season ticket holder has died from indignation at being forced to move 12 seats along the Upper Graham Taylor Stand. Will he calm down in Hornet Heaven? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 1990/91, with Watford marooned in the relegation zone, a Hornet Heaven resident starts a campaign to oust club chairman Jack Petchey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In August 2016, the arrival of two 20-something lads causes social unrest in Hornet Heaven. Can the older residents change their ways? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At the end of 2015/6, a Hornet Heaven resident tries to prevent the spread of an upsetting rumour that Quique Sanchez Flores will be leaving Watford. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In September 1980, the bliss of Hornet Heaven is disturbed when the newest arrival turns out to be a football hooligan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In November 2015, after club stalwart Lloyd Doyley’s contract comes to an end, the residents of Hornet Heaven do what they can to persuade him not to play for another club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In August 2015, a theft in Hornet Heaven means the residents can’t go to any of the old matches - except for the two most miserable seasons in the club’s history. The thief must be found. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In January 2015, a fan arrives mid-match in the afterlife paradise exclusively reserved for Watford fans. With the team losing 0-2, he can’t see how Hornet Heaven can possibly be a place of eternal bliss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.