Defocused

Fish Nibblers® was behind my microphone. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The traveling sisterhood of the stillsuit pants. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

She has resorted to drinking chardonnay that comes in a clear bottle. Freaky (2020) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You don’t go to live at an orphanage if you have a motorcycle. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Ten pounds of work day in a five-pound work day sack. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Several felonies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You go to the box office with the hyena that you have. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

An era of Red Bull and caffeine. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

By your powers combined, I am Dr Pepper. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

An hour and forty-six minutes of art. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The soda fountain in your memory palace. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Thin blue line Boner-Boys. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’ll look like someone who had money 20 years ago. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Wonder Bread cotton candy. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Emperor of Frostopia. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Too many hats!

Way to embryo shame. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You have been, and always shall be, my Uma Thurman. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

When pizza’s on a toast you can be sad any time. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The jumpers have the high ground. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.