Ain't That Swell

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...  The agony and the ecstasy of Olympic competition was on full display this morning as Our Pickle's Dreams of Gold came to a sudden and dramatic end at the hands of France's Johanne Defay. Meanwhile The Vortex Shaman responded to Round 1's surprise relegation with a cone so magnificent it had Olympic Hero Owen Wright calling it the best corn rinse in Olympic history! His words not ours! Get the wrap on all the days action and tomorrow's big match ups right here! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...  Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2. Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...  He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before go time! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...  Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark fair bit garn on! Bring the Sting! UTFS! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...  Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever seen and a bunch of Aussies wearing other team's colours! Heckaz! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose. Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong and the Otis Carey West Up River Collection Presents… The bad news is Swellian Mascot Doinka just had his nuts cut off. The Good news is he’s now getting coned 24/7 so he doesn’t chew the stitches out of where his balls used to be. But who else is in the firing line for castration? Turns out the Mexican Pipeline, The Olympics at Chopes, the Challenger Series and plenty more are also in danger of losing their figs. Smiv and Deadly discuss why. UTFS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George Pittar is the number four ranked surfer on the Challenger Series, who grew up between Vanuatu and Manly on the Northern Beaches of Sydney. He was a standout during the Australian leg of the World Tour. Subscribe to our Patreon account, here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents...We're joined by ATS's favourite son, the All-Australian vortex shaman, Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox, as he prepares for the final leg of the Challenger Series.  Sign up to our patreon account, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents... Blitzed Special: Smiv and Deadly pull out the red pens to give the Changaz a mid-year report card following the recent fizzer that was the Ballito Pro in South Africa. The bad news is, the Changaz in it's current form does not get a pass mark as a stepping stone to the CT, i n fact, it might actually be dog caca. The good news is, the Aussies are on the comp up! Much to discuss! Subscribe to Patreon, here.  Get ya Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 here... https://www.skullcandy.com.au/store/p93/crusher-anc-2.html   WANNA COME ON OUR AUGUST SWELLNESS AFLOAT - email uptheswellians@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brent Simpson is a former outlaw motorcycle gang member who spent six years behind bars before turning his life around and becoming a community leader.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Presents... An ATS Reg ep Spesh as Smiv and Deadly cast their all knowing stink eye over Stab High Japan, the glory of the Occy Grom Comp, the passing of Tamayo Perry, The upcoming Olympic heat draw, Dane Reynolds' shop getting bulldozed, Gabby's inner fire getting some diesel, and much much more... And for your chance to win $500 worth of BONG CHRON sign up here... https://www.billabong.com.au/mens-swellians/ Sign up to patreon, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Pro Surfing back cunce? Has the Woz nailed it in 2024? The race for the final five hit obscene peaks at the Oi Rio Pro in Sack-a-Rimmer as 7 of the top 8 men made the quarters and Caity Simmers seized an incredible third win to a remarkable season. Bring on 8-10 foot Cloudy already! Sign up to our Patreon here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

29 Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Sean Doherty sits deep in the culture cone as ATS Up Late returns! This ep we take a look at Surfing World Magazine Issue 423 which features a whopping 10,000 word profile on Occy and his 83 World Title Melt, discuss what's next for GOAT and look at the place of the surf mag in modern day media. Suck back a fatty and put ya feet up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it true? Is Julian Assange really set to be freed and allowed to return to Australia after 12 years locked in the Ecuadorian Embassy and Belmarsh Prison? We phoned the Surfing Senator to get the low down on what's going on.  Sign up to our Patreon, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we are joined by Konrad Michalski, aka Punter's Politics, a school teacher turned YouTube and now podcast sensation, who’d had an absolute gut full and put the crosshairs on this facade of a democracy we live in.  Sign up to our patreon here.  Sign up to his patreon here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who sharted, who got coned, who got bounced, who breathed themselves into another dimension? All the important questions answers as the Swellians phone in from aboard the majestic Barrenjoey Surf Charter in the Ments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong and Occy’s Grom Comp Presented by Sun Bum June 28 - July 2 presents… A regular ep so chock full of orbular insanity and gutter profanity you’ll need to have a Detol bath and a Nate Floz Coight Mint just to stand the look of yourself in your own bathroom mirror. Sign up to our Patreon Account, here. Topics discussed at length include… Fanning’s Charity Golf Day Stab High Smivvy’s New 'Just Cuts' Hair Do A Rio Preview featuring horny Brazilian digits ready to finger the shit out of the Woz top 5. Nias Conefest Kerzzy Fam gettin’ Drained Indo Swell-a-palooza Death in Indo Old Cunts getting Slabs White cunts shutting off waves with Savvy Real Estate deals Swellians lording the Q&A Is Nate Floz’s dot so clean you could use it to wipe the sleep from a new born’s baby's eye? There’s that much shit in here ay. Feast away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wild Things Gallery Presents... Board Talk! Live from Wild Things Gallery in the Byron Bay Industrial Estate on a chilly winter evening it’s a good old fashioned lip flapping session with three world-renowned and totally original surfboard crafters. Featuring Malcolm Campbell of Campbell Brothers going deep on Bonzer specs, Neal Purchase shaping for feel and Ellis Ericson’s adventures in sustainable designs, it’s an arvo well worth checking in on! https://www.wildthingsgallery.com.au/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.