Eternal Durdles

Magic: The Gathering Parody of "New York State of Mind" by Billy Joel #MTG #MTGLEGACY #MTGPREMODERN #MTGMUSIC Lyrics: Some folks like to a play a game Like to take the draw, like an artist would Some tap a Shivan reef, or a tainted field, or reflecting pool But I’m castin donate Send my illusions to your side It’s my premodern sleight of mind I’ve been cabal therapied On the alter of dementia Pitched a land to a mox diamond Tapped my Lin Sivvi, Hero Defiant But when I cast my donate And send illusions to your side It’s my premodern sleight of mind It was so easy casting light of day Black creatures can not attack me, humility Then my goblin matron found me a piledriver A siege-gang commander, a goblin ringleader It comes down to a wrath of god Gotta crack standstill, let ‘em draw three cards Wasteland Rishadan port, undiscovered paradise I don’t have illusions since I donated them to your side For my premodern sleight of mind Karn Silver Golem next to powder keg Decree of Justice puts my angels into play But

Holy bajoweewowee! Zac and Phil talk about the new Lord of the Rings set's flavor and how The One Ring is definitely getting RESTRICTED IN VINTAGE. WOW!  Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/yeAytcYc Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch:  https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField:  https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdles https://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagus https://www.moxfield.com/users/ForceofPhil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil take a moment to chat up Phil Ngyuen the founder of Banding a newsletter for Premodern.  His thoughts on content creation and carving out your niche in the MTG space.  #premodernmtg #mtglegacy #magicthegathering #MTG  PHIL'S LINKS!    Banding Newsletter: https://mtgbanding.substack.com/  Premodern Intro Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yMlN1SXC70BlGHqhUa9mLagFhVqYM2gDYae6B-VkvPM/edit?usp=sharing  Premodern Deck Pricing Tool: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EDEQHlWlnTHD7Dx3ROhF7uzxmAgY_G6yQKOzeMeiyPY/edit?usp=sharing Twitter: https://twitter.com/mtgbanding  OUR LINKS Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/yeAytcYc  Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles  Buy Our Merch:  https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles  MoxField:  https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdles  https://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagus  https://www.mox

Premodern?! Phil Nguyen — creator of the "Banding" newsletter that covers all things premodern, joins Zac and Phil to discuss the format, content creation, brews, and more. WOW! Subscribe to the Banding Newsletter: https://mtgbanding.substack.com/ Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil | Phil Nguyen: @mtgbanding

NATE IS BACK! He, Zac, and Phil talk about the latest banlist and cover everything you already know and the hot takes you don't. Wow. Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil Nate: @n_r_g

Phil and Zac invite Nate back to the show to talk about the recent bannings of Expressive Iteration and White Plume Adventurer.  #mtglegacy #magicthegathering #MTG  Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/sJD7DjAx  Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles  Buy Our Merch:  https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop  Eternal Durdles MoxField:   https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdles  https://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagus  https://www.moxfield.com/users/ForceofPhil  Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil  Follow us on Twitter: Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac gets Phil to elaborate on the theme of "Controlling the Narrative".  #mtglegacy #magicthegathering #MTG  Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/5ev3XCpvrC  Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles  Buy Our Merch:  https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop  Eternal Durdles MoxField:  https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdles https://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagus https://www.moxfield.com/users/ForceofPhil  Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil  Follow us on Twitter: Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

WOW! Zac and Phil dive into what controlling the narrative means for card choices in deckbuilding and sideboarding! HOLY WOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Phil and Zac take a stab at leveraging Mycosynth Gardens in new and exciting ways!   #mtglegacy #magicthegathering #MTG  Zac’s Dread Gardens https://www.moxfield.com/decks/MfripLZQS0Cddz1iarDmww  Andrew’s Mycosynth Depths https://www.moxfield.com/decks/371ausfJ-UKNt3x40vc16Q  Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cVrDpSMf  Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles  Buy Our Merch:  https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop  Eternal Durdles MoxField:   https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdles  https://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagus  https://www.moxfield.com/users/ForceofPhil  Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil  Follow us on Twitter: Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Wowee Wowzers! Deck building theory episode featuring a brew inspired by Andrew Ahern. ShablingblamWOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil chat Mercurial Spelldancer decklists and how to approach the deckbuilding with it in mind. Wowzers. Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Phil is a dumb clown with weird takes that no one else agrees with, and Zac agrees with him! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/cr2RbXty Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil dive into some Atraxa, the Grand Unifier brews using natural order, show and tell, and more! WOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Wow, ALL Will Be One? wow. Zac and Phil talk through what cards should be given a shot off the ban list in the initiative economy. Wow! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Wow, learn how to analyze deck structure to better prioritize your budget, wow! Zac and Phil talk through what cards should be given a shot off the ban list in the initiative economy. Wow! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil talk through what cards should be given a shot off the ban list in the initiative economy. Wow! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil talk through the Legacy Round Table from MTGGoldfish! Wow! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil are the side event end bosses of Eternal Weekend, but Zac still crushed Phil cause Phil's a big dumb loser clown baby. WOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil

Zac and Phil and MTGRemy figure out the best goats to put in your grand calcutron deck! WOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil Subscribe to MTGRemy on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy

Wow! Zac and Phil disagree about if an Eternal Horizons set would be healthy for Legacy or not. Zac is interested. Phil says abso-fuckin-lutely not. WOW! Join us on Discord:  https://discord.gg/phXPA6z8 Support us on Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/durdlemagus | https://moxfield.com/users/forceofphil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: @EternalDurdles Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil