The Tales Of The Unexpected Podcast

The potential butterfly effect caused by a old gent known as "the Umbrella Man"

Revenge, twists, turns and more revenge

a vicar attracts the attention of the ladies, but gets more than he bargained for

hello team! it's time for a chat about the tales of the unexpected. Now then. this episode is a little more to the point than other episodes - make of that what you will - but maybe those of you that enjoy us JUST talking about the show will like it -...

Yes we're back, it's been 14 days since your twofer weekend - make sure you listen to them... not that the Tale of the Unexpected episodes follow on from one another, but i'm certain that these podcasts are getting more listen-to-able as time goes on....

Welcome back. THAT’S RIGHT, its the second episode in this TWOFER weekend. The next episode will be in a fortnight, but this one is an added extra just to say sorry for not uploading last week as we’d intended (and promised)… right, enough brown...

Now then... here's an episode that pretty much sums up the reason why no one should be travelling abroad! too many goddamn vampires!... no... not vampires... SNAKES. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind snakes. at all - i just have a problem with them...

bit of an apology about how tardy i've been with getting episodes online. it's just been super busy at the moment. dont worry (as if you were), this podcast isn't stopping any time soon. we've plenty of episodes to get through. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL......

Hello listeners, or if you're a bit more pervy (which we like... just pin that thought) hello stalkers. Today's episode is a curious tale about why you shouldn't pick up hitch-hikers. As usual, Roald seems to get the wrong end of the stick with the...

Sorry for the delay ... let's not dick about any longer though WE'RE BACK with one of the oddest titles in the TOTU annals. Galloping Foxley is nickname given to a school tyrant and sparks off a chat about nicknames we give to people (that they don't...

Nice to see you again... this episode has an actual boob in it. So basically definitely one to watch (but obviously listen to us chat about it too yeah?) It unfortunately features some bad tattoo examples. So if you enjoy those ghastly shows on MTV and...

WELCOME BACK TO SEASON TWO. After our well earned break we're back with a bang and another memorable episode of the Tales of the Unexpected. There's plenty to talk about in this one... Bees. Boobs. Buzzing... boobs. Not only that though, we chat about...

***sorry it's late, having a few 'instagram getting hacked and nobody is helping me' issues, but we're back**** Well, here we are guys... the end of season 1. Don't fret (not that you are) because we're only having a short break before season 2...

We're in the final furlong of season one and the first time we meet Mr Botibol in this 'bet gone wrong' fiasco drama. You're going to love this one after the cat one last time, but more than that, in this episode we have an ongoing problem with Dollars...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY and welcome to your fortnightly TOTU treat. Every once in a while you hear a story from one of your mates and you're all like "errrrrm... what the actual heck are you going on about?" and then you realise they were probably just high...

JOAN COLLINS IN JODHPURS!!! Well, we've just realised that listening to two middle aged men discuss how sexy joan collins is probably wont tempt the masses... so, in this naughty episode of TOTU we'll be chatting about other things too, like; sausage...

in this VERY CREEPY episode of The Tales of the Unexpected we discuss this timeless classic "The Landlady". But thats not all because in between the in depth analysis, we also cover stories about eating an anus, mucky comedy films, hotels etiquette,...

an absolute classic. in this episode we put our best detective hats on and chat about that well known adage "find the weapon, you'll find the man". quiz show prizes in the 70's, microwave salesmen, how to cook lamb and the twisty turns of this brilliant...

today is a science special... its very 'episode 3' in that it isn't episode 1 or 2 or 5 or 11 for example. basically, you need to listen to this so that when you come back for episode 4, you can't say that you missed an episode. you get me?

great to see you back again. this week we're looking at a tale of misdirection. some classic 1970s decor, tv kissing and the purpose of a pawn shop... this episode is not suitable for vegans... or rodents.