Cinesmack

Join Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, Tom, and Mike as they discuss two films highlighting the exploits of two of the bay city's finest. One's known for his high-speed prowess and the other is known for letting his hand cannon do the talking. You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Smackmas! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event! Tonight, two Christmas classics will tug at your heartstrings and fracture your funny bones! Christmas Vacatiom gets a second chance to shine, but will it glow with glory in the end? Or will Home Alone leave it behind?

For this month’s episode, we sat through nearly seven hours of David Lean movies. In seven hours, you could: -Drive from Des Moines to Grand Rapids, Michigan -Digest a meal -Install three toilets or -Watch Doctor Zhivago and Lawrence of Arabia Several of us wanted to put out a seven-hour episode to commemorate, but we were overruled by the majority...and Apple’s terms of service, Article II, section 9a.5 [length of podcasts]. We watched them so you don’t have to (although, you really should.)

Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because two scary good modern day thrillers are squaring off inside the ring this month. A Quiet Place and Get Out climb into the steel cage match that is our Holloween episode.

Are there three words that stir the heart and wring the tear ducts more than "video game movie"? On the new episode of CineSmack (ready for download now) we see what happens when Hollywood takes a two-dimensional game and stretches three minutes of plot into a full length feature movie. It’s a five-player game as Mike, Gabe, Tom, Tosh and Kyle take the controls and decide which video game movie the mediocrest one of them all.

It’s James Cameron month on the new episode of CineSmack. We plot two of his best sequels against each other. They can beat the snot out of extraterrestrials and liquid robots, but let’s see how they do against each other. Ellen Ripley versus Sarah Connor. Go with them if you want to live. Terminator 2 and Aliens go four rounds.

Mother Nature doesn't give a crap about your July 4th party. She will swallow you and everyone you love, unless you can get help from The Rock or possibly Charlton Heston. Cancel your picnic. Find a doorway. And pray to God. The CineSmack summer of action rolls on as we get tectonic on this mo-fo. It's time to shake, rattle and roll as San Andreas takes on Earthquake.

Buckle up everyone. CineSmack 87 is putting the pedal to the metal and burning some rubber. Keep your eyes on the roa...ugh. Sooooo many car cliches. For June we're talking getaway drivers and the a-holes they work for. Ryan Gosling's Drive takes on Ansel Elgort's Baby Driver. The episode is up and live. Pop in your earbuds.

Itâ??s high time we look back on the golden years of high school, specifically 1976 and 1980. All your old friends are here. Pink, Spicoli, Pickford, and of course Wooderson. Alright alright alright.

The past 84 fights have just been batting practice to prepare us for this one. Blood will be spilled. Swearing will be heard. Kyle will cry...probably. Itâ??s the mega-ultra-hypo battle of the religious documentaries. Jesus vs L. Ron Hubbard to once and for all determine the one true master of the human race.

'S gettin warma auut and the boys in Bahston ah up tah no good. This month we ah heddin to Beantown fah a couple auf crime capahs. It's Boondocks Saints versus The Town.

Itâ??s the time of year when we are begging for a do-over on those New Year resolutions. We just posted an episode to bill theâ?¦crap....Let me try that again. What do Emily Blunt and groundhogs have in common...shit. Itâ??s Fight 83 and we only have one shot at it, unlike the heroes of this monthâ??s two films. Itâ??s Groundhogs Day vs. Edge of Tomorrow (or "Live. Die. Repeatâ?? if youâ??re a studio head with shit for brains.) What do Emily Blunt and groundhogs have in comm...shit. It's Fight 83 and we only have one shot at it, unlike the heroes of this month's two films. It's Groundhogs Day vs. Edge of Tomorrow (or "Live. Die. Repeat" if you're a studio head with shit for brains.)

Weâ??ve just posted the first episode of our eighth year. Our little guy is getting so big! Gonna be smacking adult films before you know it. For our January show, we have front lines, rogue Germans, naive super heroes and enough teal color grading to make Michael Bay scream, â??too much!â?? Itâ??s Wonder Woman vs. Captain America: The First Avenger.

Join Tosh, Kyle, Gabe, Tom and Mike as they celebrate their 8th year with another Holiday Battle Royal as two films with twisting plots attempt to get on Santa's Nice List.

Join Tom, Kyle, Gabe and Mike as they dive deep into the films Crimson Tide and The Hunt for Red October to see which one should be scuttled.

Join Tom, Kyle, Tosh, Gabe and Mike as they go back to their childhoods with some Halloween inspired adventure films.

Join Kyle, Tosh, Tom, Gabe and Mike as they hit the grid iron to discuss two football movies based on true stories. We Are Marshall lines up against Remember the Titans.

Join Kyle, Gabe, Tom, Tosh and Mike as they dust off their vinyl for a tag team battle of the bands as The Who take on Pink Floyd!

Join Tosh, Kyle, Tom, Gabe and Mike as they pit two animated anti heroes against each other.

Join Kyle, Gabe, Tosh, Tom and Mike as they discuss two Sci-Fi classics. Tonight they find out if it bleeds they can kill it as Predator takes on Alien to see who's scream can't be heard.