Killin It

Maybe Zach isn't absolutely terrible? Some bad girls need to improve their vocab. We really get caught up trying to untangle all these love connections, and the Champs get caught up in their first political game play.

We learn babies can't talk, and you can't just go around peeing everywhere. Nelson throws a temper tantrum and we fall in love with Dario.

The Champs arrive for their first challenge. We talk pain equivalencies between female and male bodies, worry about the impending and inevitable Jenna/Zach pinnacle moment, and play-by-play Kailah's blacked out antics.

Did TJ ride his BMX up a mountain in Thailand? What really happened to Theo? Is Jenna the best new player in this game? Are you in love with Cory, too?

We're back! And we're 1000% here for this season. We get hyped on seeing all our faves again (in little bike shorts, no less) and pontificate about the champ cam.

SO much excitement in one track. We wrap up Peter's mental breakdown, do a speed round on the new AYTO kids, and go 100% in on the new cast bios for the upcoming season of the Challenge.

We'll never talk about him again.

SEATTLE FINALLY GETS REAL! We love Jordan's baby hairs, and Mike proves, again, that he is a psycho.

We discuss the new paradigm of reality tv when Instagram and Twitter exist, but mostly because we still can't get every Seattle roommate's name down.

We have a lot to catch up on: 14 freaking Seattle housemates (thank god for lower thirds), AYTO news and gossip, and a whole Challenge speculative segment.

Real World is back and so are we! We talk about the two tense premiere episodes of Real World Seattle: Bad Blood (a very long name) and power rank the roommates, which causes some contention between us.

A requiem for Cory's knee (does he have one? Is he part robot?) and how we'll miss his face, too. We start our personal Farewell Nany tour, then do quick psychoanalyses on the AYTO kids and every annoying Scream cast member. #CorysKnee

We've been up all night, and we're tired! But with the sun comes an AYTO-style montage, alliance making, and some realizations about gender politics in the game.

A tale of two shows: Keith breaks down the latest episode of The Challenge for Daniella, and in turn she breaks down the latest AYTO happenings. We also do 120 Seconds of Scream and relive our youths, briefly.

AYTO is the topic of conversation with our youth correspondent, Emilie (@emiliedevera on Twitter). We talk love triangles and astrology, then Keith and Daniella convince Emilie why she should watch The Challenge (hint: Coryenne).

Is Teej a Lawful Neutral, Chaotic Good, or ...? We talk alignment, Devin "literally" getting all he wants, TOKENGATE, and naked bodies, all with a special guest (who you can follow on IG @jthtjth).

The Inaugural Club Teej is *the* place to be this week, spurring moments of crazy from a multitude of the women/girls in the Rivals 3 house. We also say goodbye (finally) to Real World GHB, and introduce a new segment: 90 Seconds of Scream.

CLUB OPEN. We go in on "the replacements" and their very bizarre and intense first impression. Keith explains what's been happening to Daniella on Real World GHB and we do some dream analysis.

We're crushing this week: on Devin, on Cory, on Cory's thing for Cheyenne, on production, on the new RWGHB roommate, on the Scream teaser...

The Challenge is back! We jump in — not via plane — and talk about every glorious moment from the Rivals 3 premiere with a special guest. Also we touch on Real World Go Home You're Boring and the AYTO4 trailer. Spring abounds!